Boredguy Posted March 30, 2021 Posted March 30, 2021 Way ahead of you In a car? however as this is a dad joke thread, and to say in focus What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle? Attire 1
mikeprice Posted March 30, 2021 Posted March 30, 2021 I should probably apologise for that one found it on another forum 1
Boredguy Posted March 30, 2021 Posted March 30, 2021 My pet rock is not doing well today. I think it's stoned 1
Ditto Posted March 30, 2021 Posted March 30, 2021 I wish to apologise to the country in general for my lack of community spirit just found this [ATTACH=CONFIG]61358[/ATTACH] just off to KFC for lunch on my bike On a personal front, I liked this and I'm also partial to a chicken classic burger! However, buddies in my cycling group (mostly off road) are doing plenty for the economy. For example, a few bought lights from this manufacturer. https://exposurelights.com/products/bike/mtb-lights - now, as one of our crowd knows the MD of the company, he got a 20% discount, but look at those prices!!! Apparently, one the the rear lights gets brighter as you brake due to inbuilt sensors! Cool, but not entirely necessary! To top it all, one has crossed to the dark side (sorry @mikeprice!), has broken ranks and bought an e-bike. To be fair, he went second hand, but even then - 4 grand!!! It's a Levo, and very nice, but I doubt I've spent that on all the bikes for myself, my kids and my wife in a lifetime.
StevieM Posted March 30, 2021 Posted March 30, 2021 I've been cycling to work for over a year now... Please select your favourite response (as I can't decide which one to post): Just how far is it to work?! I think you're going to be late! You need to get a job closer to home! I think you must have taken a wrong turn, somewhere. and finally... 2
mikeprice Posted March 31, 2021 Posted March 31, 2021 On a personal front, I liked this and I'm also partial to a chicken classic burger! However, buddies in my cycling group (mostly off road) are doing plenty for the economy. For example, a few bought lights from this manufacturer. https://exposurelights.com/products/bike/mtb-lights - now, as one of our crowd knows the MD of the company, he got a 20% discount, but look at those prices!!! Apparently, one the the rear lights gets brighter as you brake due to inbuilt sensors! Cool, but not entirely necessary! To top it all, one has crossed to the dark side (sorry @mikeprice!), has broken ranks and bought an e-bike. To be fair, he went second hand, but even then - 4 grand!!! It's a Levo, and very nice, but I doubt I've spent that on all the bikes for myself, my kids and my wife in a lifetime. 4 GRAND!!!! I spent that on my last car!!!
6Foot2 Posted March 31, 2021 Author Posted March 31, 2021 Lance isn't a common name these days. But in medieval times people were named Lancelot. 2
FN-GM Posted March 31, 2021 Posted March 31, 2021 I was going to make a joke about the Suez Canal, but that ship has sailed.
hallb15 Posted March 31, 2021 Posted March 31, 2021 I was going to make a joke about the Suez Canal, but that ship has sailed. @ultima170387 posted that yesterday so that joke really has sailed
mikeprice Posted March 31, 2021 Posted March 31, 2021 I can’t take my dog to the park any more as the ducks keep attacking him. Should have known as he’s a pure bred
mikeprice Posted April 3, 2021 Posted April 3, 2021 Why do people always blame San Andreas? It wasn't his fault.
mikeprice Posted April 16, 2021 Posted April 16, 2021 Where are the Star Wars impersonators you booked? Their people carrier broke down. All I know is they're in a Galaxy far, far away. 1
sparkeh Posted April 17, 2021 Posted April 17, 2021 What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna 1 Anna 2... 2
6Foot2 Posted April 17, 2021 Author Posted April 17, 2021 What do you call bears with no ears? B Anything you like, they can't hear you! 2
Ditto Posted April 17, 2021 Posted April 17, 2021 What do you call bears with no ears? B No eyed dear. Oh no, wrong joke! 1
Jawloms Posted April 19, 2021 Posted April 19, 2021 No eyed dear. Oh no, wrong joke! Fsh, oh sorry, also wrong joke.... 2
6Foot2 Posted April 25, 2021 Author Posted April 25, 2021 My mate, Tony, asked me not to say his name backwards. I replied: y not? 3
6Foot2 Posted April 28, 2021 Author Posted April 28, 2021 What sound does a witch's car make? Broom, broom. 2
Popular Post mikeprice Posted April 28, 2021 Popular Post Posted April 28, 2021 What sound does a witch's car make? Broom, broom. Who's feeling brave then!! Mind you - I could never be a witch - I am not good at spelling 5
FN-GM Posted April 30, 2021 Posted April 30, 2021 Thieves have stolen all of the motorway road signs in Yorkshire....police are actively looking for Leeds. 4
mikeprice Posted May 1, 2021 Posted May 1, 2021 The binmen apparently go Dior to Dior only in Britain! 2
6Foot2 Posted May 2, 2021 Author Posted May 2, 2021 Not really a dad joke, but I liked it and couldn't think where else I might put it (other than a new thread) Link: https://twitter.com/TheirMaddesty/status/1388604045900881920 [Text Tweet]
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