mikeprice Posted December 18, 2020 Posted December 18, 2020 Labour haven't had a 12" ruler since 1983. Getting a little political maybe??? best drop that line right here
6Foot2 Posted December 18, 2020 Author Posted December 18, 2020 Getting a little political maybe??? best drop that line right here You might have the measure of him there!
mikeprice Posted December 18, 2020 Posted December 18, 2020 You might have the measure of him there! I am in enough trouble after the county mis-spelling and anyway - I never claimed to be consistant more on topic Just ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know.
Ditto Posted December 18, 2020 Posted December 18, 2020 You might have the measure of him there! It wasn't until now. Plead entrapment 🙂
sparkeh Posted December 23, 2020 Posted December 23, 2020 My kids are into making up jokes at the moment: “What do you need to open a monk lock?” “A monkey” I did laugh a long time at that:
6Foot2 Posted December 27, 2020 Author Posted December 27, 2020 The doctor said don't take Ibuprofen, listen to the 1970 hit Band of Gold instead. What do you know? It worked! I'm Freed O' Pain! 1
mikeprice Posted December 27, 2020 Posted December 27, 2020 Just got back from a friend's funeral who drowned last week. I got a lot of abuse from his relatives about my floral tribute in the shape of a life-jacket. But as I told everyone 'It's what he would've wanted'. 2
6Foot2 Posted December 28, 2020 Author Posted December 28, 2020 Link: [Twitter] Why would a pig dressed in black never get bullied? Because Batman has sworn to protect goth ham. 2
FN-GM Posted January 1, 2021 Posted January 1, 2021 What do you call a paper airplane that can’t fly? Stationery 2
6Foot2 Posted January 1, 2021 Author Posted January 1, 2021 Monday: Greg Tuesday: Ian Wednesday: Greg Thursday: Ian Friday: Greg An example of a Gregorian Calendar. 4
mikeprice Posted January 1, 2021 Posted January 1, 2021 Has anyone got a spare hatchet axing for a friend 3
6Foot2 Posted January 3, 2021 Author Posted January 3, 2021 I'm so bored that I just memorized six pages of the dictionary. I learned next to nothing. 1
mikeprice Posted January 5, 2021 Posted January 5, 2021 I am very proud. I have converted my diesel car to electric to become more environmentally friendly. It wasn't as hard as I thought. I used an old tumble drier motor. I did struggle to get it to start at first, until I realised I hadn't closed the door properly. 1
6Foot2 Posted January 9, 2021 Author Posted January 9, 2021 Link: [Olaf Falafel Text Tweet] It all starts innocently enough, mixing chocolate and Rice Krispies, but before you know it you're adding raisins and marshmallows - it's a rocky road. 1
Garacesh Posted January 9, 2021 Posted January 9, 2021 What kind of heretic puts raisins in rocky road?! 1
6Foot2 Posted January 9, 2021 Author Posted January 9, 2021 What kind of heretic puts raisins in rocky road?! "Microwavey" Nigella: Link: Rocky Road Crunch Bars | Nigella's Recipes [Nigella Lawson] 1
Popular Post smurfomatic Posted January 12, 2021 Popular Post Posted January 12, 2021 Today is: 12.1.21 International soundcheck day 10
mikeprice Posted January 12, 2021 Posted January 12, 2021 What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K for the first time? HDMI 4
mikeprice Posted January 13, 2021 Posted January 13, 2021 I was going to tell a joke about time travel, but you lot didn't like it. 1
mikeprice Posted January 14, 2021 Posted January 14, 2021 I paid upfront for a carpenter to build me a double bed and the bugger has only gone and done a bunk! It's just one thing on top of another. 1
mikeprice Posted January 14, 2021 Posted January 14, 2021 and yes - I have found a site with jokes on it - in case anyone was wondering why I have posted a lot recently although I do improve some of them 1
hallb15 Posted January 14, 2021 Posted January 14, 2021 [ATTACH=CONFIG]60451[/ATTACH] and yes - I have found a site with jokes on it - in case anyone was wondering why I have posted a lot recently although I do improve some of them Slightly inappropriate but I like it!
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