Ditto Posted January 14, 2021 Posted January 14, 2021 Slightly inappropriate but I like it! I'm outraged! No one else is being allowed on golf courses!
mikeprice Posted January 20, 2021 Posted January 20, 2021 OK - normally I take 'jokes' like this and 'improve' them and then post them but this is so bad I really want to totally attribute it to the person who initiated it - so I screenshotted it 1
6Foot2 Posted January 21, 2021 Author Posted January 21, 2021 Link: [Picture Tweet] Look out for icy roads.... 2
6Foot2 Posted January 24, 2021 Author Posted January 24, 2021 Link: [Text Tweet] In Scooby Doo, 2021 they're not allowed to remove the mask at the end 1
smurfomatic Posted January 24, 2021 Posted January 24, 2021 Who's that woman fixing the roof, singing Total Eclipse of the Heart? Don't know, but she's a bonny tiler... 2
mikeprice Posted January 25, 2021 Posted January 25, 2021 Helpful explanation for any musicians on here had to post it as I had to read it 3 times before I realised!! 1
StevieM Posted January 25, 2021 Posted January 25, 2021 Helpful explanation for any musicians on here [ATTACH=CONFIG]60565[/ATTACH] had to post it as I had to read it 3 times before I realised!! Even by your standards, @mikeprice... 2
hallb15 Posted January 25, 2021 Posted January 25, 2021 I think he deserves promoting to SuperDad joke teller! 1
ICTDirect_Dave Posted January 25, 2021 Posted January 25, 2021 I think he deserves promoting to SuperDad joke teller! Not for this he doesn't. If he was a magician and he'd premiered a trick this awful he'd have been kicked out of the Magic Circle!! 2
korifugi Posted January 25, 2021 Posted January 25, 2021 Not for this he doesn't. If he was a magician and he'd premiered a trick this awful he'd have been kicked out of the Magic Circle!! ...are you saying he'd be made to....... disappear? 2
ICTDirect_Dave Posted January 25, 2021 Posted January 25, 2021 ...are you saying he'd be made to....... disappear? Sawn in two more like! 2
mikeprice Posted January 25, 2021 Posted January 25, 2021 Oh COME ON it's not THAT bad Ok - pretty bad - but Oh OK anyway - hardly off topic so I'm kinda safe from frogs which is a nice change 1
hallb15 Posted January 26, 2021 Posted January 26, 2021 I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup... I call it Letter Rip. 1
mikeprice Posted January 26, 2021 Posted January 26, 2021 A terrorist attack has blown away two local houses, one made of straw and the other made of wood. Police think that it's probably a lone wolf. 3
FN-GM Posted January 27, 2021 Posted January 27, 2021 I would love to get paid to sleep. It would be a dream job! 1
Ditto Posted January 27, 2021 Posted January 27, 2021 I would love to get paid to sleep. It would be a dream job! Get yourself a peerage, head of to the House of Lords, and your dreams will come true! 1
6Foot2 Posted January 27, 2021 Author Posted January 27, 2021 Get yourself a peerage, head of to the House of Lords, and your dreams will come true! Or indeed the Commons, it seems: 2
mikeprice Posted January 27, 2021 Posted January 27, 2021 I'm not putting this forward as an actual joke it is kinda like a joke butthis is how bad it can get Last week I bought an alarm clock made out of spuds. It's ok, but it's driving me mad now as the alarm keeps getting me up potato clock. 1
mikeprice Posted January 28, 2021 Posted January 28, 2021 Just had a humbling moment there. Have a fella decorating my house - got chatting to him and turns out he's a pilot on furlough. He's taken up work as a decorator to try and pay his mortgage appalling like but he did a great job on the landing. 2
6Foot2 Posted January 28, 2021 Author Posted January 28, 2021 Why don't ants get coronavirus? Because keep 6 feet apart. 3
Popular Post robyholmes Posted January 28, 2021 Popular Post Posted January 28, 2021 Why don't ants get coronavirus? Because they keep 6 feet apart.They have ant-i bodies too. 5
Ditto Posted January 29, 2021 Posted January 29, 2021 My wife actually like those last two! I'll try them on the kids later.
smurfomatic Posted January 29, 2021 Posted January 29, 2021 Reminds me of my old physics teacher, describing waveforms. The best way to remember amplitude is, imagine an ant climbing up the wave and eating his dinner. By the time he gets to the top, he'll have amply chewed it.
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