mikeprice Posted May 20, 2021 Posted May 20, 2021 What chicken? Entry rejected due to no-one believing him!!! as an extra
hardtailstar Posted May 21, 2021 Posted May 21, 2021 Where do dad's keep all their data? In a dadabase......
mikeprice Posted May 22, 2021 Posted May 22, 2021 Went to B&Q this afternoon - they are having a celebrity promotion event I saw Arnie stacking shelves!!!! I asked him where the paint brushes are he said Aisle B Back 1
mikeprice Posted May 22, 2021 Posted May 22, 2021 Just had a problem from the admin office strange noise like music traced it to the printer looks like it was jamming 1
6Foot2 Posted May 26, 2021 Author Posted May 26, 2021 Our son, back home from university for his summer break, was looking for breakfast in the kitchen. 5Foot2 said he could find Shreddies at the top of the cupboard. He said that he would prefer Weetos. I said that I had quite big toes. Neither of them laughed. #TrueStory. 4
Ditto Posted May 26, 2021 Posted May 26, 2021 Our son, back home from university for his summer break, was looking for breakfast in the kitchen. 5Foot2 said he could find Shreddies at the top of the cupboard. He said that he would prefer Weetos. I said that I had quite big toes. Neither of them laughed. #TrueStory. My two boys often have Weetos, but that appears to be a complete inability to control direction - I'm hoping they grow out of it sooner rather later 1
6Foot2 Posted May 26, 2021 Author Posted May 26, 2021 Our son, back home from university for his summer break, was looking for breakfast in the kitchen. 5Foot2 said he could find Shreddies at the top of the cupboard. He said that he would prefer Weetos. I said that I had quite big toes. Neither of them laughed. #TrueStory. I just tried again. We had finished eating, and I was taking the plates out to the kitchen. 5Foot2 said "The hobs are hot, put them in the sink." I said "Hobs on choice, then?" I was, again, greeted with silence.
Jawloms Posted May 26, 2021 Posted May 26, 2021 Whenever I'm with my Spanish friends I make sure I frequently say "mucho" as it means a lot to them. 3
Ditto Posted May 26, 2021 Posted May 26, 2021 I just tried again. We had finished eating, and I was taking the plates out to the kitchen. 5Foot2 said "The hobs are hot, put them in the sink." I said "Hobs on choice, then?" I was, again, greeted with silence. I fear your talent is not appreciated. I suggest you head for the Edinburgh festival and perhaps you'll get the appreciation and recognition you deserve. 1
mikeprice Posted May 27, 2021 Posted May 27, 2021 Our son, back home from university for his summer break, was looking for breakfast in the kitchen. 5Foot2 said he could find Shreddies at the top of the cupboard. He said that he would prefer Weetos. I said that I had quite big toes. Neither of them laughed. #TrueStory. Seems like maybe some extra parenting is required - he seems to have missed some important points about growing up!!! 1
StevieM Posted May 28, 2021 Posted May 28, 2021 My neighbour was sorting a load of rubbish to take to the tip. Neighbour: I've still got the old front window to go. Me: That'll be a pane to get rid of. 3
korifugi Posted May 28, 2021 Posted May 28, 2021 My neighbour was sorting a load of rubbish to take to the tip. Neighbour: I've still got the old front window to go. Me: That'll be a pane to get rid of. You saw a smashing chance and took it - I hope your neighbour's eyes didn't glaze over.
StevieM Posted May 28, 2021 Posted May 28, 2021 You saw a smashing chance and took it A window of opportunity, if you will. I hope your neighbour's eyes didn't glaze over. No, but he has replaced some wooden panels that separate our gardens, so I think he's taken a fence. zzzzzzzzzzzzZZING! 4
mikeprice Posted May 29, 2021 Posted May 29, 2021 So - did you help as you have experience in Uninstalling Windows??? 3
mikeprice Posted May 29, 2021 Posted May 29, 2021 If the window breaks and some broken glass falls on, and breaks, a DVD containing an install file for a Microsoft Browser could it be called Cutting Edge Technology??? asking for a friend 1
mikeprice Posted May 30, 2021 Posted May 30, 2021 I have just got a job in a factory making plastic Dracula's. There are only two of us on the production line. I have to make every second count. and also Sad news today. After years of medical training and hard work, a mate of mine has been struck off after one minor indiscretion. He slept with one of his patients so can no longer work in the profession. What a waste of time and effort. A genuinely nice guy, and a brilliant vet ! 1
hardtailstar Posted May 30, 2021 Posted May 30, 2021 Why don't you hear Pterodactyl's go to the toilet? Because the Pee is silent.... 2
Jawloms Posted June 1, 2021 Posted June 1, 2021 I have just got a job in a factory making plastic Dracula's. There are only two of us on the production line. I have to make every second count. Congratulations! I just got a new job in a factory making chess pieces. I'm on knights. 4
rush_tech Posted June 4, 2021 Posted June 4, 2021 Congratulations! I just got a new job in a factory making chess pieces. I'm on knights. I worked there to, I got the boot for looking at pawn all day! 2
Ditto Posted June 4, 2021 Posted June 4, 2021 I worked there to, I got the boot for looking at pawn all day! I worked overtime there and got a new cheque, mate! 1
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