HarryMonkey

Someone told me today that humans eat more bananas than monkeys. Makes sense - I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.

I told a friend that my aunt is in hospital, passing the time by playing draughts, ludo and mahjong. "Any chess?" he asked. "No. She's gone private".

I was down in Swanage a week or so and was able to get this pic with my phone of the full moon over Swanage bay.

@LeonardTwitty Now finished the second book and it was just as enjoyable as the first, well done. I would recommend these to anyone as they both feature scenes we will all recognise. Look forward to the next installment.

If you use the blue light website, you can get a code for online Mountain Warehouse orders.

Got more than my money back the other day in Mountain Warehouse (15% discount)

@LeonardTwitty Just finished the first book. It should be compulsory reading for any education IT support person. Congratulations. It's very funny and very relate-able. I particularly liked your 10 Principles, especially number 5 - "The art of school IT is managing the gap between what people expect and what reality allows" Spot on.

I went to the doctor yesterday because I got breathless eating a bowl of rice He thinks I might be basmatic.

Has anyone tried these Dutch Cucumbers?

https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B07C4JWLX8/?th=1

We have a Smart 21 printer and can't say that I've noticed any fading or had any complaints.

Yep, I bought them last week for my Kindle and added them to the pile waiting to be read

What are they called?

Just to round off the term nicely ... To stop ants coming into your house, leave a saucer of milk outside. The adult ants drink it and it has an effect on ant reproduction. The young are born without toes, so they can't climb into your house. This effect is called lack toes in toddler ants.