smurfomatic Posted March 3, 2023 Posted March 3, 2023 Lindisfarne were supposed to be doing some work on my garden, but couldn't because there was an amphibian sitting on their garden fork. Frog on the tine...
3s-gtech Posted March 3, 2023 Posted March 3, 2023 … an amphibian attached to an explosive device ‘Frog on the tine is all mined, all mined…’ 1
mikeprice Posted March 4, 2023 Posted March 4, 2023 … an amphibian attached to an explosive device ‘Frog on the tine is all mined, all mined…’ Maybe be better as an amphibian attached to an explosive device floating in a river passing Newcsatle ‘Frog on the tyne is all mined, all mined…
hardtailstar Posted March 5, 2023 Posted March 5, 2023 A woman goes along to a jumble sale and has a look around buying multiple things and near the end she looks at a stall and find something she likes. She says to the stall holder "I haven't got any money left so can I have this if I show you my breasts" The stall holder has a think and says, "ok then". So the woman shows her breasts and walks off with the item. The stall holder turns to the stall holder next to him and says "I do like a bit of Tit for Tat".......
Ditto Posted March 10, 2023 Posted March 10, 2023 [ATTACH=CONFIG]68276[/ATTACH] Darn, took me 2 reads and 10 seconds!
mikeprice Posted March 10, 2023 Posted March 10, 2023 Darn, took me 2 reads and 10 seconds! Bad week??
Ditto Posted March 11, 2023 Posted March 11, 2023 Bad week?? Oh boy, and some! Actually, it extends more than just a week. Appropriate threads maybe updated in due course.
FN-GM Posted March 16, 2023 Posted March 16, 2023 My pet mouse "Elvis" died last night. He was caught in a trap. 1
StevieM Posted March 16, 2023 Posted March 16, 2023 My pet mouse "Elvis" died last night. He was caught in a trap. Sorry to hear that. Was it deliberate or do I just have a suspicious mind? 1
DalekSec Posted March 16, 2023 Posted March 16, 2023 My pet mouse "Elvis" died last night. He was caught in a trap. Hopefully you're not all shook up! 2
simonw Posted March 16, 2023 Posted March 16, 2023 Hopefully you're not all shook up! or Lonesome Tonight 1
Ditto Posted March 16, 2023 Posted March 16, 2023 Poor mouse - I don't think jokes are appropriate. Don't be cruel. 2
3s-gtech Posted March 17, 2023 Posted March 17, 2023 Poor mouse - I don't think jokes are appropriate. Don't be cruel. Where’s that Superman and the joke GIF? 1
6Foot2 Posted March 17, 2023 Author Posted March 17, 2023 (edited) Where’s that Superman and the joke GIF? It's a continuation of a theme - "Don't Be Cruel" is another Elvis song. Edited March 17, 2023 by 6Foot2 Correct a spelling mistake. :( 4
Popular Post 3s-gtech Posted March 17, 2023 Popular Post Posted March 17, 2023 I’d heard of the others, that one got me! It’ll be always on my mind from now on. 7
OldTimeIT Posted March 17, 2023 Posted March 17, 2023 Time to get on with some real work now. A little less conversation, a little more action. 4
Ditto Posted March 17, 2023 Posted March 17, 2023 Where’s that Superman and the joke GIF? I couldn't resist but definitely 'GOTCHA!' - wish I knew how to embed this, but here's a link anyway https://giphy.com/gifs/gotcha-got-ya-tricked-you-hWNOHECgiLrsnZjGoF 1
6Foot2 Posted March 17, 2023 Author Posted March 17, 2023 I couldn't resist but definitely 'GOTCHA!' - wish I knew how to embed this, but here's a link anyway https://giphy.com/gifs/gotcha-got-ya-tricked-you-hWNOHECgiLrsnZjGoF Embedded! 1
Ditto Posted March 17, 2023 Posted March 17, 2023 Excellent. Having recently learnt how to control the size of attached images, I'm a believer of lifelong learning, so if could you teach me how to do that'll be great.
6Foot2 Posted March 17, 2023 Author Posted March 17, 2023 Excellent. Having recently learnt how to control the size of attached images, I'm a believer of lifelong learning, so if could you teach me how to do that'll be great. It's similar to embedding other images. Have your image handy (I downloaded the GIF you wanted to be embedded to my HDD) You can also opt to upload from a website by clicking "Website" beside "Upload Files from your Computer" at the top of the popup window. Compose your message, as required. Click "Manage Attachments" below the message window. Click "Add file" then "Choose file" in the popup window. Browse to the file to be embedded. When you have selected the file, click "Upload" Once uploaded, the file to be embedded will appear, as a thumbnail, in the "Attachments" strap at the bottom of the popup window. Click "Insert inline" Job done! Hope this is clear. I'll recap if needed. *Note: You are not limited to uploading a single file: I think you might upload 5 at a time. 1
Ditto Posted March 17, 2023 Posted March 17, 2023 Thank you - all good. Oddly I failed earlier as I couldn't download as GIF! All the other steps I'm familiar with. When I tried now, no problem - GIF saved straight away. Earlier I got side tracked hoping I could use the embedded code provided by the site.
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