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Bit weird. Never quite get the hype around these. One of the comments:

 

39 year old bloke, at work, sat in front of the computer, tears pouring down my face. Awesome again, John Lewis.

 

Really?

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I think the song is done very well but the advert - not so good. I understand that you are supposed to be showing someone is loved but it all seems a bit off to me.

Even though it did catch me, at the end - awwwwww

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Appreciate the magic you humbugs - you can accept that a telescope can see a man on the moon or that a man can live on the moon? With no air? Does his house have a lifetime supply of food\water? Clearly its from the little girls imagination - that her grandfather is in a home far way, so far away that might as well be on the moon. In all honestly, she prob got him a ipad so they can Skype\facetime ;)

 

Giving an old man the means to look into a young girls bedroom, is slightly creepy! :)

 

There is always that one person with their mind in the gutter :p

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The Mash's take on it :) Peeping Tom on moon given telescope

 

 

A PERVERTED old man living in a crater on the moon is given a telescope to spy on couples having sex in John Lewis’s Christmas advert.

The heart-warming advert, in which a little girl helps a lonely voyeur 238,900 miles from his nearest dogging site find joy again, has already been hailed as “the true meaning of Christmas”.

A John Lewis spokesman said: “Christmas is a time for thinking of others, so spare a thought for the dirty old man on your street whose only sexual gratification will be stuffing his turkey.

“Don’t close the curtains when you get undressed this season. Don’t turn off your hacked webcam before sex, and if someone’s rubbing up against you on the bus let them.

“It’s a gift that costs literally nothing to give but could mean the world to someone spending Christmas alone.”

The advert, which ends with a fast zoom out from the moon to the sound of unzipping and a cackle of filthy laughter, has already doubled sales of telescopes, night-vision goggles and telephoto lenses.

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So just me that doesn't like the ad and want the penguine back from last year as that was heart string tugging this year its just meh. Also they did ruin the song.
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So just me that doesn't like the ad and want the penguine back from last year as that was heart string tugging this year its just meh. Also they did ruin the song.

 

I didn't like it much either, and I did say so, so no, you are not alone :)

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So just me that doesn't like the ad and want the penguine back from last year as that was heart string tugging this year its just meh. Also they did ruin the song.

 

This one :evil:?

 

 

Always found Oasis annoying, so not worried about the music on the new one.

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So there is a man on the moon. That explains how NASA managed to film this.

 

 

Did they forget the swing round and pick him up? :p

 

Whoa whoa whoa.... Seriously who filmed that take off!?!? Did he just jump really hard and get back to earth!!!?

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Whoa whoa whoa.... Seriously who filmed that take off!?!? Did he just jump really hard and get back to earth!!!?

 

We may have a new conspiracy theory on are hands people.

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