unixman_again Posted March 19, 2020 Posted March 19, 2020 I've heen stockpiling music CD's to keep me going during a possible lockdown. So far I have Bread, Korn, some Jam, Meatloaf and plenty of Lou Rawls. 2
unixman_again Posted March 25, 2020 Posted March 25, 2020 We need to uninstall 2020 and then try reinstalling it. The current version has a nasty virus. 2
6Foot2 Posted March 25, 2020 Author Posted March 25, 2020 What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bike? Attire. 3
Zourous Posted March 26, 2020 Posted March 26, 2020 We need to uninstall 2020 and then try reinstalling it. The current version has a nasty virus. Haven't you heard? There's no fix until 2021 1
jdoyle Posted March 26, 2020 Posted March 26, 2020 in the current crisis, funerals are being limited to 3 people; that's 6 feet isolation for you 1
Popular Post smurfomatic Posted March 26, 2020 Popular Post Posted March 26, 2020 Pinched from a friend's Facebook feed... 6
6Foot2 Posted March 26, 2020 Author Posted March 26, 2020 Why do dogs float? Because they're good buoys! 2
6Foot2 Posted March 27, 2020 Author Posted March 27, 2020 I went to a busy pub last night dressed as a tennis ball. I got served straight away! 2
StevieM Posted March 27, 2020 Posted March 27, 2020 I went to a busy pub last night dressed as a tennis ball. I got served straight away! It obviously gave you an advantage. 1
mikeprice Posted March 27, 2020 Posted March 27, 2020 It obviously gave you an advantage. I think they love him
smurfomatic Posted March 27, 2020 Posted March 27, 2020 I went to a busy pub last night dressed as a tennis ball. I got served straight away! Juice?
mikeprice Posted March 28, 2020 Posted March 28, 2020 Juice? bar person dropped the tray - made a hell of a racquet
StevieM Posted March 28, 2020 Posted March 28, 2020 bar person dropped the tray - made a hell of a racquet That joke was criminal! You should be centre court.
StevieM Posted March 28, 2020 Posted March 28, 2020 Was the bar staff named Annette? No, she doesn’t work there anymore. It turns out she was only 15, love. 1
Popular Post 6Foot2 Posted April 3, 2020 Author Popular Post Posted April 3, 2020 I played football on a pitch covered with broken bricks, sand, and rubble. We won 3-1 on aggregate. 6
unixman_again Posted April 3, 2020 Posted April 3, 2020 Meatloaf asked his wife to help him with his tax return. She said "I would do anything for love but I won't do VAT". (Heard on the radio yesterday) 2
jdoyle Posted April 7, 2020 Posted April 7, 2020 [ATTACH=CONFIG]57503[/ATTACH] ... guilty of trafficking Dad jokes there. 1
6Foot2 Posted April 7, 2020 Author Posted April 7, 2020 What do you call a magician who has lost his magic? Ian. 4
StevieM Posted April 7, 2020 Posted April 7, 2020 What’s the difference between mashed potato and pea soup? You can mash potato... 1
mikeprice Posted April 7, 2020 Posted April 7, 2020 Bit behind with Edugeek so I'm sitting here catching up while wife is watching a recording of Coronation Street Comment from her what used to be on the BT adverts - the 'ology' one talking about missed opportunities Yeah well my Mum said "what's for won't pass you" she said that just before she was run over by a bus $deity that programme just goes along and does stuff then chucks in a brilliant line for no good reason seldom see it but those writers are suberb
elsiegee40 Posted April 9, 2020 Posted April 9, 2020 (edited) The Dad Joke Man on Twitter Edited April 9, 2020 by elsiegee40 4
6Foot2 Posted April 15, 2020 Author Posted April 15, 2020 Link: https://twitter.com/thejimsmith/status/1249814148650881029 [James Cooray Smith Picture Tweet] 2
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