6Foot2 Posted March 18, 2016 Posted March 18, 2016 (edited) In response to this post: Link: What cool thing(s) did u do today? I love Dad jokes. Possible new thread? Post your Dad Jokes here. Edited March 18, 2016 by 6Foot2 Formatting. 1
frazzlesgrant Posted March 18, 2016 Posted March 18, 2016 Why do chicken coops only have two doors? because if they had four they would be chicken sedans.
Novalee Posted March 18, 2016 Posted March 18, 2016 http://d2tq98mqfjyz2l.cloudfront.net/image_cache/1383764513492707.jpg
smithson83 Posted March 18, 2016 Posted March 18, 2016 Why Did Adele cross the road... ...to say... "Hello from the other side" 1
6Foot2 Posted March 22, 2016 Author Posted March 22, 2016 (edited) Why does a milking stool have only three legs? Because the cow has the udder. This and udder other cow based jokes: Link: Cow Jokes - Bull Jokes Edited March 22, 2016 by 6Foot2 Add words.
Duranis Posted March 23, 2016 Posted March 23, 2016 Why can't you hear the pterodactyl when it goes to the toilet? Because it has a silent Pee!
fiza Posted March 23, 2016 Posted March 23, 2016 (edited) I heard this one the other day but don't know its origin. My mate Gavin died from heartburn last year. I still can't believe Gaviscon. Edited March 23, 2016 by fiza 2
6Foot2 Posted April 24, 2016 Author Posted April 24, 2016 What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base? A flat major. 1
witch Posted April 24, 2016 Posted April 24, 2016 A three-legged dog walks into a bar and says to the bartender, ‘I’m looking for the man who shot my paw."
DJ-1701 Posted April 25, 2016 Posted April 25, 2016 Originally I didn't like having a beard, but then it grew on me...
ICTDirect_Dave Posted April 25, 2016 Posted April 25, 2016 A red boat and a blue boat crashed into each other and sank... The survivors were marooned.
ICTDirect_Dave Posted April 25, 2016 Posted April 25, 2016 A photon goes to check in at the airport. "Any luggage to check?" asks the baggage clerk The photon replies "No thanks, I'm travelling light."
Garacesh Posted April 25, 2016 Posted April 25, 2016 (edited) [NSFW-ish?] I bought Shower With Your Dad Simulator 2015: Do You Still Shower With Your Dad on Steam for a friend's birthday as a gag gift. Apparently it's full of dad awful jokes, such as "Do you know how many apples grow on trees, son?" "No, how many?" "All of them." Edited April 25, 2016 by Garacesh
korifugi Posted April 26, 2016 Posted April 26, 2016 Having Penguin bars in my lunchbox - I'm now seeing the wonder that are the jokes on them and yes, they are still at their 'dad-worthy' worst. Today's offering: Q: What do you call a Penguin with no eyes? A: A Pengun.
korifugi Posted April 26, 2016 Posted April 26, 2016 How did Vader know what Luke had bought him for Christmas... He felt his presents.
truebluesteve Posted April 26, 2016 Posted April 26, 2016 Two goldfish in a tank... One says to the other 'Do you know how to drive this thing?'
Garacesh Posted April 26, 2016 Posted April 26, 2016 Two goldfish in a tank... One says to the other 'Do you know how to drive this thing?' The other replies "Holy carp! A talking goldfish!"
LeightonJames Posted April 26, 2016 Posted April 26, 2016 The other one says "Holy Carp, another talking fish"
korifugi Posted April 29, 2016 Posted April 29, 2016 Today's Penguin joke: Q. What do you call a happy Penguin? A. A Peng-Grin
dry Posted April 29, 2016 Posted April 29, 2016 What's a ghost's favourite drink? Demon-ade! If you like dad jokes, watch the film 'Airplane' and it's sequel 'Airplane 2'. They are literally crammed full of them.
6Foot2 Posted May 1, 2016 Author Posted May 1, 2016 After my last post in this thread: Art Teacher: The picture of the horse is good, but where is the carriage? Pupil: The horse will draw it !
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