DJ-1701 Posted May 8, 2016 Posted May 8, 2016 I took a course on Apicology. I got a Bee. Isn't that a high brow version of this Did you know there is a GCSE Honey Farming course? I got a B in it...
6Foot2 Posted May 8, 2016 Author Posted May 8, 2016 Isn't that a high brow version of this Quite so. I did a search but didn't find a match. Sorry about that. My version now removed.
DJ-1701 Posted May 8, 2016 Posted May 8, 2016 Quite so. I did a search but didn't find a match. Sorry about that. My version now removed. I put it down to great minds think alike.
korifugi Posted May 13, 2016 Posted May 13, 2016 This could go in one of many threads... [ATTACH]36747[/ATTACH]
korifugi Posted May 16, 2016 Posted May 16, 2016 Today's Penguin joke: Q: How does a Penguin build it's house? A: Igloos it together
6Foot2 Posted May 16, 2016 Author Posted May 16, 2016 What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
tinca492 Posted May 19, 2016 Posted May 19, 2016 There were these two cows in a field. One goes MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO The other one goes "Oooooh I was going to say that"
Popular Post mikkydoos Posted May 25, 2016 Popular Post Posted May 25, 2016 WWII. Two soldiers alone in the desert.... They've been there for days... No food... No water... They're at deaths door collapsed at the bottom of a dune when the first soldier says... "I can smell bacon! We're saved, we're saved!" Second soldier says... "It must be a mirage. How can you smell bacon! We're done for! You can't smell a mirage! You're going mad!..... Hang on a minute! I can smell bacon!" They both scramble to the top of the dune and down below they see a tree covered in bacon, pork chops, sausages, spam..... "A bacon tree! A bacon tree! A bacon tree!" The first soldier runs towards it and BANG!.. A gun goes off and shoots him in the chest. The other runs down to save him. With his last breath the dying soldier says... "Stop! Stop! Don't come any closer!.... Its not a bacon tree!" It's a Hambush! 6
Oaktech Posted May 25, 2016 Posted May 25, 2016 WWII. Two soldiers alone in the desert.... They've been there for days... No food... No water... They're at deaths door collapsed at the bottom of a dune when the first soldier says... "I can smell bacon! We're saved, we're saved!" Second soldier says... "It must be a mirage. How can you smell bacon! We're done for! You can't smell a mirage! You're going mad!..... Hang on a minute! I can smell bacon!" They both scramble to the top of the dune and down below they see a tree covered in bacon, pork chops, sausages, spam..... "A bacon tree! A bacon tree! A bacon tree!" The first soldier runs towards it and BANG!.. A gun goes off and shoots him in the chest. The other runs down to save him. With his last breath the dying soldier says... "Stop! Stop! Don't come any closer!.... Its not a bacon tree!" It's a Hambush! You, get out...
korifugi Posted September 7, 2016 Posted September 7, 2016 Aaand now we're back - today's Penguin joke (stop groaning in the back, there!) Q: Who is a penguin's favourite family member? A: Aunt Arctica. 1
6Foot2 Posted December 16, 2016 Author Posted December 16, 2016 I don't often tell Dad jokes, but when I do he laughs.
6Foot2 Posted August 1, 2017 Author Posted August 1, 2017 Link: https://twitter.com/Home_Halfway/status/890639918111744002 [Twitter Picture] I found a copy of Sheryl Crow's calendar. Fascinating
jdoyle Posted August 1, 2017 Posted August 1, 2017 Wrong, on so many levels! Link: that's the spirit. 2
6Foot2 Posted August 6, 2017 Author Posted August 6, 2017 I told my wife she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised. 4
6Foot2 Posted August 22, 2017 Author Posted August 22, 2017 Link: [Harrison Ford Tweet] A little Star Wars fun for you: "I think C-3PO is a stand-up guy Why? BECAUSE HIS KNEES DON'T BEND"
smurfomatic Posted August 22, 2017 Posted August 22, 2017 Why did the blind man fall down the well? Because he couldn't see that well. 1
6Foot2 Posted August 25, 2017 Author Posted August 25, 2017 What do you call a man with a wooden head? Edward. What do you call a man with three wooden heads? Edward Woodward. What do you call a man with four wooden heads? I don't know, but Edward Woodward would. ____________________________________________________________________________ What do you call a man with a map on his head? Miles. ____________________________________________________________________________ What do you call a man who is there whenever you need him? Andy. ____________________________________________________________________________ What do you call 2 men in the window? Curt and Rod. ____________________________________________________________________________ What do you call a girl with a sunlamp on her head? Tanya. 1
jdoyle Posted August 25, 2017 Posted August 25, 2017 what do you call the navigator of a large passenger ship? TomTom Cruise 2
GrumbleDook Posted August 25, 2017 Posted August 25, 2017 What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head? Sister Matic 1
6Foot2 Posted August 26, 2017 Author Posted August 26, 2017 What do you call a teacher with no arms, no legs, and no body? The head. 1
6Foot2 Posted August 30, 2017 Author Posted August 30, 2017 A Brexit-based joke: Link: https://twitter.com/CharlieForJack/status/902668298143313920 An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walk into the bar. The Englishman wants to leave, so they all have to. And as always, everyone forgot about the Welshman. 3
smurfomatic Posted August 30, 2017 Posted August 30, 2017 What do you call a man with a shovel on his head? Doug What do you call a man without a shovel on his head? Douglas
jdoyle Posted August 31, 2017 Posted August 31, 2017 What do you call a man with a shovel on his head? Doug What do you call a man without a shovel on his head? Douglas I kinda dig those jokes but it's hard to pick the favourite 1
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