korifugi Posted February 5, 2018 Posted February 5, 2018 Alert! I need help! This is not a drill! [ATTACH=CONFIG]47517[/ATTACH] STOP! You can't touch that.
DJ-1701 Posted February 5, 2018 Posted February 5, 2018 Alert! I need help! This is not a drill! [ATTACH=CONFIG]47517[/ATTACH] STOP! Ah yes, that famous HIT.
Mewdewgooboofoo Posted February 6, 2018 Posted February 6, 2018 Ah yes, that famous HIT. Have you heard my under construction joke? It's not done yet.
6Foot2 Posted February 11, 2018 Author Posted February 11, 2018 Alert! I need help! This is not a drill! [ATTACH=CONFIG]47517[/ATTACH] That is not a drill, but shown below is a hammer drill. And a chainsaw.
6Foot2 Posted March 16, 2018 Author Posted March 16, 2018 Is your milkman Pat Mustard? He takes his time on his rounds so I've heard from Mrs O'Leary Better try Ernie then?
Mewdewgooboofoo Posted March 16, 2018 Posted March 16, 2018 How do you feel when there's no coffee? Depresso. 1
korifugi Posted June 22, 2018 Posted June 22, 2018 You'll need a Scottish accent for this one... What's wrong with Mickey Mouse's helicopter? Disneyland. 3
6Foot2 Posted June 22, 2018 Author Posted June 22, 2018 You'll need a Scottish accent for these old ones... 2
Popular Post korifugi Posted June 25, 2018 Popular Post Posted June 25, 2018 Lord Nelson was approximately 5' 6". His statue is 17' 4". That's Horatio of about 3:1 6
6Foot2 Posted September 10, 2018 Author Posted September 10, 2018 In honour of the new thread: The... It must be a new world record thread !!! an old joke from the days when Roy Castle was on TV (1972–1993) A letter to his BBC 1 show: Dear Roy, I have a black plastic disk with a hole in the middle. Is this a record? 2
DJ-1701 Posted September 10, 2018 Posted September 10, 2018 In honour of the new thread: The... It must be a new world record thread !!! an old joke from the days when Roy Castle was on TV (1972–1993) A letter to his BBC 1 show: Dear Roy, I have a black plastic disk with a hole in the middle. Is this a record? I don't get it...
Norphy Posted September 10, 2018 Posted September 10, 2018 I don't get it... [ATTACH=CONFIG]50181[/ATTACH] I'm not sure if you're serious or not but just in case you are... Back then, Roy Castle used to present a programme called Record Breakers. Part of the show was a viewer's letters section where the child used to send something in and ask if it was a record.
DJ-1701 Posted September 10, 2018 Posted September 10, 2018 I'm not sure if you're serious or not but just in case you are... Back then, Roy Castle used to present a programme called Record Breakers. Part of the show was a viewer's letters section where the child used to send something in and ask if it was a record. Na, this is though...
6Foot2 Posted September 21, 2018 Author Posted September 21, 2018 A cyclops was doing a crossword puzzle and asked his wife, "Hun, how do you spell Hawaii?" She replied, "I think you need 2 'i's." The cyclops put the pen down and said: "My life is just a joke to you isn’t it?"
6Foot2 Posted October 18, 2018 Author Posted October 18, 2018 [ATTACH=CONFIG]50617[/ATTACH] Make up your own amusing story as to why on earth this is in the staffroom. "I'm putting the radio on. What do you like?" "Anything but pop music!"
6Foot2 Posted October 22, 2018 Author Posted October 22, 2018 I don't really have much more to add.... https://metro.co.uk/2018/10/22/school-bans-bags-so-boy-turns-up-carrying-books-in-a-microwave-8062221/?ito=social&fbclid=IwAR1aQy1qLP8o-kLwey3wDSqB2NVtubYqMkw6ADxV7CuK1sqFRbUDlGfcSyk He wanted to cook the books! 1
DalekSec Posted October 22, 2018 Posted October 22, 2018 My sister works for British Gas.... do you want a meter? 1
HTCPCP Posted October 25, 2018 Posted October 25, 2018 Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed!
korifugi Posted October 25, 2018 Posted October 25, 2018 Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed! And here was me thinking it was the Constable that was framed!
6Foot2 Posted October 25, 2018 Author Posted October 25, 2018 And here was me thinking it was the Constable that was framed! Now that you have drawn my attention to this, police involved in crime? I can't picture it!
korifugi Posted October 25, 2018 Posted October 25, 2018 Did you hear about the guy who was caught farting in secret? He was a private tutor.
korifugi Posted October 26, 2018 Posted October 26, 2018 I've just realised I've been posting in this thread, and I don't even have any kids! I'm a Faux-Pa.
6Foot2 Posted November 13, 2018 Author Posted November 13, 2018 (edited) How do you turn a duck into a soul singer? Put it in the microwave until it’s Bill Withers. Edit: We got our dog from the blacksmiths. As soon as we got him home he made a bolt for the back door. Edited November 13, 2018 by 6Foot2 2
ICTLady Posted November 13, 2018 Posted November 13, 2018 What floats on a pond and goes quick? A South African duck 2
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