The Punny Thread

[mikeprice]

I think you're pulling the wrong carriage, trying to get this thread renamed.

 

Also, surely "My Little Punny" would be a better title

 

I'm sorry to curb you unbridled enthusiasm

 

but this is getting a bit lame

 

so if you lot could stop jockeying for position and rein it in maybe we could move on

 

sorry to be a neigh sayer

[jdoyle]

this thread is making me a little giddy. Yup.

[mikeprice]

I was talking about this thread to a lady I met today - I had never met herbivore but she still asked me for a lift home

damn cheek - canter her boyfriend come and pick her up

[6Foot2]

Link: https://twitter.com/pauleggleston/status/963164362109325312/photo/1 [Twitter Picture Tweet]

 

Although I never used to like visual puns, it's fair to say I've now got bittern by the bug.

 

[mikeprice]

Link: https://twitter.com/pauleggleston/status/963164362109325312/photo/1 [Twitter Picture Tweet]

 

 

 

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That image doesn't seems to display properly

 

I think there may be a bug in it

[jdoyle]

That image doesn't seems to display properly

 

I think there may be a bug in it

 

anything with a Bittern may prove difficult to reed on screen.

 

I'm sure there'll be an edugeeker along shortly to wade into the secret life of the bittern.

Edited February 13, 2018 by jdoyle

[mikeprice]

anything with a Bittern may prove difficult to reed on screen.

 

I'm sure there'll be an edugeeker along shortly to wade into the secret life of the bittern.

 

Pardon - can you say that again - I'm a bit hard of Heron

[jdoyle]

Pardon - can you say that again - I'm a bit hard of Heron

 

I'm not swallowing that....

[Bedders]

I'm not swallowing that....

 

I think he said it too swift-ly.

[jthompson]

I wonder owl long this fledgling ornithology theme will last.

[mikeprice]

I wonder owl long this fledgling ornithology theme will last.

 

Should go on for a while as long as no-one starts grousing about it

[Seb1780]

Should go on for a while as long as no-one starts grousing about it

 

Yeah, this one should fly

[jthompson]

Yeah, this one should fly

 

Nobody fowl this one up.

[korifugi]

Nobody fowl this one up.

 

Well if anyone does make a booby - they'd better duck quick.

[DJ-1701]

You lot are quackers...

[jthompson]

You lot are quackers...

 

Ooof! Cheep shot!

[dcwhitworth]

Ooof! Cheep shot!

 

I see everyone is flocking to this thread.

[korifugi]

I see everyone is flocking to this thread.

 

Well as long as it all stays civil - no one needs to have a flamin' go.

[jthompson]

Well as long as it all stays civil - no one needs to have a flamin' go.

 

Nothing worse than a bit of harmless larking about ending up with lots of huffin and puffin.

[mikeprice]

Yup it's all very emusing

 

no need to egg anyone on

[Vaardu]

Yup it's all very emusing

 

no need to egg anyone on

 

Cracking yokes is fun.

[mikeprice]

I used to have a parrot

I tried to teach him to sing - he got the tune but could never remember the words

 

he was just a humming bird

[kjadams]

I used to have a parrot

I tried to teach him to sing - he got the tune but could never remember the words

 

he was just a humming bird

 

Could he hum Albatross?

[sparkeh]

Can you move on now, you guys are Robin us of good material.

[jdoyle]

I wonder owl long this fledgling ornithology theme will last.

 

depends on how many puns we are forced to kill dear (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Killdeer)