jdoyle Posted March 14, 2018 Posted March 14, 2018 If you try that and they keep giving you excuses, remember they're just Stalin. and with that, there's nothing more to Put In.... 1
unixman_again Posted March 14, 2018 Posted March 14, 2018 Instructions on a Russian condom - 1.Unwrap 2. Roll down penis 3. Putin
EliteCommander Posted March 14, 2018 Posted March 14, 2018 (edited) Probably for the best. Redundant acronym syndrome syndrome probably undermines a leader's speeches. I wasn't sure if it was that or Remote Access Server or any one of these (gee there's a lot) https://acronyms.thefreedictionary.com/RAS Also does anyone else wince when they hear PIN number, or is it just me ? Edited March 14, 2018 by EliteCommander
Garacesh Posted March 14, 2018 Posted March 14, 2018 I was tempted to spin it as a remote access pun, but usually it's (alleged) Russia with remote access to everywhere else, not vice verca 1
6Foot2 Posted March 14, 2018 Author Posted March 14, 2018 it gets expensive and new fivers are a bit chewy lol 1
lewisVeryPC Posted March 14, 2018 Posted March 14, 2018 I lost an arm wrestle to a Russian official once, turns out i wasn't Stroganoff 3
EliteCommander Posted March 14, 2018 Posted March 14, 2018 I lost an arm wrestle to a Russian official once, turns out i wasn't Stroganoff I guess you need to beef up
EliteCommander Posted March 14, 2018 Posted March 14, 2018 On the subject of Soviet people I saw one once attempting to trap fruits whilst composing music, on inquiring what he was up to I was told "Oh, that's just Katcha-durian" https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aram_Khachaturian
mikeprice Posted March 14, 2018 Posted March 14, 2018 Lost my male dog the other day - my Russain friend brought him back after a while - turned out he had just Borodin 1
dcwhitworth Posted March 20, 2018 Posted March 20, 2018 Oh top Marx for that one Oh it was hardly revolutionary
6Foot2 Posted March 20, 2018 Author Posted March 20, 2018 No Stalin here, I plan to capitalise on these puns. Marx out of 10?
Garacesh Posted March 20, 2018 Posted March 20, 2018 Did someone call?? @witch Do witches make good Ghostbusters? I wouldn't think so.. Hogwarts had a fair few and was full of them!
DJ-1701 Posted March 20, 2018 Posted March 20, 2018 @witch Do witches make good Ghostbusters? I wouldn't think so.. Hogwarts had a fair few and was full of them! Maybe they should have called Hex Support... 1
sparkeh Posted March 21, 2018 Posted March 21, 2018 Maybe they should have called Hex Support... Charming! I did that for a spell, but my mind kept wandering which I thought was fairy nough. 1
EliteCommander Posted March 21, 2018 Posted March 21, 2018 Oh top Marx for that one Karl or Groucho ?
korifugi Posted March 21, 2018 Posted March 21, 2018 Stop Harpoing on about it. He was only asking for clarification of it - there's no need to grief him over it... The Chico of it. 1
6Foot2 Posted March 21, 2018 Author Posted March 21, 2018 But where will they send the bill? I believe they could duck out of it!
simonw Posted March 22, 2018 Posted March 22, 2018 I believe they could duck out of it! They might get in a flap about it
jthompson Posted March 22, 2018 Posted March 22, 2018 Haven't we done a flying things theme already, aileron in this thread?
mikeprice Posted March 22, 2018 Posted March 22, 2018 Haven't we done a flying things theme already, aileron in this thread? OK OK - don't get in a flap about it
Garacesh Posted March 22, 2018 Posted March 22, 2018 aileron in this thread? We're barrelling along with these puns, aren't we? (Top marks to anyone that understands the pun and why )
6Foot2 Posted March 22, 2018 Author Posted March 22, 2018 OK OK - don't get in a flap about it Yeah, that's for the birds!
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