The Punny Thread

[EliteCommander]

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If you'd engraved "Could do better" into them it could have been "this is my lost report"

[jthompson]

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Very good. Choc full of incisive wit.

[lewisVeryPC]

I carved the word "father" in to some chocolate once.

 

It was my cocoa pops.

[dcwhitworth]

I carved the word "father" in to some chocolate once.

 

It was my cocoa pops.

 

Is this what they mean by 'Dad jokes' ?

[lewisVeryPC]

I would make another Dad joke but it sounded Darth-t

[EliteCommander]

I would make another Dad joke but it sounded Darth-t

 

I'm guessing you'd have at best received a Luke-warm reception. (Tauntaun not included)

[korifugi]

I'm guessing you'd have at best received a Luke-warm reception. (Tauntaun not included)

 

You've got to Han it to him for knowing when to stop

[EliteCommander]

You've got to Han it to him for knowing when to stop

 

I really didn't think he would stoop Solo

[korifugi]

Well, that's the Endor that, then.

[dcwhitworth]

Well, that's the Endor that, then.

 

Wookie here I didn't force you to make jokes that tie us in knots.

[sparkeh]

Quit Jabba-ing you lot

[dcwhitworth]

Quit Jabba-ing you lot

 

OK I'll Hutt up, I was just trying to padme CV

[Bedders]

OK I'll Hutt up, I was just trying to padme CV

 

Would Jawa(nt) that on your CV?

[sparkeh]

Would Jawa(nt) that on your CV?

Might make you sound like a habitual Leia

[dcwhitworth]

Might make you sound like a habitual Leia

 

Yoda thought it would.

[6Foot2]

Link:

[Picture Tweet]

 

A little known fact. Marcel Marceau was a Time Lord

 

 

[EliteCommander]

Link:

[Picture Tweet]

 

 

 

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Poor BBC subtitling, what he actually said puts this guy in the frame

[6Foot2]

 

:getme(lab)coat:

 

[DJ-1701]

Bag of sex toys closes Berlin airport terminal

 

he must have felt a right

 

err - think I'll stop that comment at that point

 

Well, you could always subscribe to keep abreast of further developments.

Must have been a hard situation, especially with the adrenaline buzz.

[mikeprice]

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:getme(lab)coat:

 

 

Horse's

 

end pedant mode

[6Foot2]

Note: Earworm warning!

Link:

[Picture Tweet]

 

 

[6Foot2]

Alternate Radiohead chorus:

 

 

[6Foot2]

Link:

[Richard Osman Punny Tweet]

 

 

[6Foot2]

Didn't you hear?

 

 

Such use of foreign words in a pun will also be banned from this date

 

Well, pardon my faux pas!

 

[EliteCommander]

Link:

[Richard Osman Punny Tweet]

 

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Think I'd have a better time with this if I could I.D. the footballer. Maybe it's my eyes but it looks a bit like Ryan Giggs, but Pussy Giggs Beach make no sense to me.