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Think I'd have a better time with this if I could I.D. the footballer. Maybe it's my eyes but it looks a bit like Ryan Giggs, but Pussy Giggs Beach make no sense to me.

Juan Mata

 

:)

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...actually - don't bother - I really don't care

For anyone else who might be wondering:

 

Link: Juan Mata [Wikipedia]

 

Juan Manuel Mata García (Spanish pronunciation: [xwam ˈmata]; born 28 April 1988) is a Spanish professional footballer who plays as a midfielder for English club Manchester United and the Spain national team. He mostly plays as a central attacking midfielder, but he can also play on the wing...

 

I didn't know who he was either.

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Orkney Library and Archive getting punny on Twitter:

 

Link:

[Orkney Library and Archive Tweet]

 

[ATTACH=CONFIG]50134[/ATTACH]

 

:thumb:

 

Orkney Libary and Archive at it again:

 

Link:

[Orkney Library and Archive Picture Tweet]

 

You can always tell when Sting has been in to return his books.

Sting's Books.jpg

 

:)

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Orkney Library and Archive getting punny on Twitter:

 

Link:

[Orkney Library and Archive Tweet]

 

[ATTACH=CONFIG]50134[/ATTACH]

 

:thumb:

I saw this one, I used to work in a library and they still retweet stuff like this. The best I even managed was to line up the spines of the Mills and Boons so that the Author letters added to the spines by the library read interesting things, some NSFW in hindsight, but my best ever was having a whole shelf that said "The Meerkats are coming" Sadly I never had a chance to take a photo, but maybe I'll go back as a visitor and try something along these lines, pics to follow maybe.

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I've started using Garlic in my magic act...

 

I blend it together with some Pine nuts, Parmesan & Basil.

 

Add some Olive oil and hey, Pesto!

 

I do magic on a bike - if the audience want to see properly they have to Ketchup

Posted
I know you're a abit under the weather so I relish the fact the you've mustard the strength to join in

 

I must condiment you on your word play, it will certainly take some topping, I hope you spread it around.

Posted
I must condiment you on your word play, it will certainly take some topping, I hope you spread it around.

 

Well some are now running away with this - the rest are stuck playing ketchup

Posted
All this condiment talk is making me want to go and visit my horse, Mayo.

 

Mayo Neighs.

I know you're a abit under the weather so I relish the fact the you've mustard the strength to join in

 

Well some are now running away with this - the rest are stuck playing ketchup

 

I need to find a new pun sauce...

 

A run of condiment-based puns: A-salt on the senses!

Posted
This thread is starting to get quite spicy, it won't be to everyone's' taste though.

 

True - no-one is trying to offend anyone else.

 

Remember, other posters are not trying to get Jalapeno business.

Posted
I don't want to look like I am trying to curry favour so I had better take my Thyme over this...

You may not want to curry favour but it might look a bit like you want to parsley thyme...

 

:getmecoat:

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You may not want to curry favour but it might look a bit like you want to parsley thyme...

 

:getmecoat:

 

im clover all of these jokes

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