6Foot2 Posted August 28, 2018 Author Posted August 28, 2018 Think I'd have a better time with this if I could I.D. the footballer. Maybe it's my eyes but it looks a bit like Ryan Giggs, but Pussy Giggs Beach make no sense to me. Juan Mata 1
EliteCommander Posted August 28, 2018 Posted August 28, 2018 Juan Mata Thanks, got it now, just like it sounds.
mikeprice Posted August 28, 2018 Posted August 28, 2018 Juan Mata yeah - that was my problem who is he anyway? actually - don't bother - I really don't care
6Foot2 Posted August 28, 2018 Author Posted August 28, 2018 ...actually - don't bother - I really don't care For anyone else who might be wondering: Link: Juan Mata [Wikipedia] Juan Manuel Mata García (Spanish pronunciation: [xwam ˈmata]; born 28 April 1988) is a Spanish professional footballer who plays as a midfielder for English club Manchester United and the Spain national team. He mostly plays as a central attacking midfielder, but he can also play on the wing... I didn't know who he was either.
mikeprice Posted August 28, 2018 Posted August 28, 2018 For anyone else who might be wondering: Link: Juan Mata [Wikipedia] I didn't know who he was either. Oh - no wonder I have no interest in him - he plays for Man Utd.
6Foot2 Posted September 5, 2018 Author Posted September 5, 2018 Orkney Library and Archive getting punny on Twitter: Link: [Orkney Library and Archive Tweet] 4
6Foot2 Posted September 14, 2018 Author Posted September 14, 2018 Orkney Library and Archive getting punny on Twitter: Link: [Orkney Library and Archive Tweet] [ATTACH=CONFIG]50134[/ATTACH] Orkney Libary and Archive at it again: Link: [Orkney Library and Archive Picture Tweet] You can always tell when Sting has been in to return his books. 2
hardtailstar Posted September 14, 2018 Posted September 14, 2018 I used to hate pickles, now I relish them.
EliteCommander Posted September 14, 2018 Posted September 14, 2018 Orkney Library and Archive getting punny on Twitter: Link: [Orkney Library and Archive Tweet] [ATTACH=CONFIG]50134[/ATTACH] I saw this one, I used to work in a library and they still retweet stuff like this. The best I even managed was to line up the spines of the Mills and Boons so that the Author letters added to the spines by the library read interesting things, some NSFW in hindsight, but my best ever was having a whole shelf that said "The Meerkats are coming" Sadly I never had a chance to take a photo, but maybe I'll go back as a visitor and try something along these lines, pics to follow maybe.
korifugi Posted September 14, 2018 Posted September 14, 2018 I've started using Garlic in my magic act... I blend it together with some Pine nuts, Parmesan & Basil. Add some Olive oil and hey, Pesto! 1
mikeprice Posted September 14, 2018 Posted September 14, 2018 I've started using Garlic in my magic act... I blend it together with some Pine nuts, Parmesan & Basil. Add some Olive oil and hey, Pesto! I do magic on a bike - if the audience want to see properly they have to Ketchup
Garacesh Posted September 14, 2018 Posted September 14, 2018 All this condiment talk is making me want to go and visit my horse, Mayo. Mayo Neighs. 1
mikeprice Posted September 14, 2018 Posted September 14, 2018 I know you're a abit under the weather so I relish the fact the you've mustard the strength to join in
dcwhitworth Posted September 17, 2018 Posted September 17, 2018 I know you're a abit under the weather so I relish the fact the you've mustard the strength to join in I must condiment you on your word play, it will certainly take some topping, I hope you spread it around.
korifugi Posted September 17, 2018 Posted September 17, 2018 I must condiment you on your word play, it will certainly take some topping, I hope you spread it around. Well some are now running away with this - the rest are stuck playing ketchup
6Foot2 Posted September 17, 2018 Author Posted September 17, 2018 All this condiment talk is making me want to go and visit my horse, Mayo. Mayo Neighs. I know you're a abit under the weather so I relish the fact the you've mustard the strength to join in Well some are now running away with this - the rest are stuck playing ketchup I need to find a new pun sauce... A run of condiment-based puns: A-salt on the senses!
korifugi Posted September 17, 2018 Posted September 17, 2018 A run of condiment-based puns: A-salt on the senses! I knew it wouldn't be long before one of our more seasoned members weighed in...
dcwhitworth Posted September 17, 2018 Posted September 17, 2018 I knew it wouldn't be long before one of our more seasoned members weighed in... This thread is starting to get quite spicy, it won't be to everyone's' taste though.
korifugi Posted September 17, 2018 Posted September 17, 2018 This thread is starting to get quite spicy, it won't be to everyone's' taste though. True - no-one is trying to offend anyone else. Remember, other posters are not trying to get Jalapeno business.
mikeprice Posted September 17, 2018 Posted September 17, 2018 I don't want to look like I am trying to curry favour so I had better take my Thyme over this Then I'll put together some sage words
6Foot2 Posted September 17, 2018 Author Posted September 17, 2018 I don't want to look like I am trying to curry favour so I had better take my Thyme over this... You may not want to curry favour but it might look a bit like you want to parsley thyme...
sted Posted September 17, 2018 Posted September 17, 2018 You may not want to curry favour but it might look a bit like you want to parsley thyme... im clover all of these jokes
6Foot2 Posted September 17, 2018 Author Posted September 17, 2018 im clover all of these jokes Not really!
EliteCommander Posted September 17, 2018 Posted September 17, 2018 True - no-one is trying to offend anyone else. Remember, other posters are not trying to get Jalapeno business. I think we're suffering forum leakage, I've just this minute seen this one on a Spiceworks forum https://community.spiceworks.com/topic/2162346-spark-amateur-series-september-14?from_forum=288
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