The Punny Thread

[6Foot2]

"What was that?.."

 

[dcwhitworth]

"What was that?.."

 

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Take it's legs off and you have . . . ?

[mikeprice]

Take it's legs off and you have . . . ?

 

I've no eye deer

 

oops - sorry - wrong joke

[Bedders]

EDIT: And how about now?

Edited March 14, 2019 by Bedders

[mikeprice]

 

err - ??? - can't see that for some reason

[6Foot2]

err - ??? - can't see that for some reason

 

Downloaded and reposted:

 

 

Initially I couldn't see it either. I thought that @Bedders had created a blank post (somehow?)

[mikeprice]

Thanks - thought it looked a bit fishy

 

yes I know they are not fish but the joke only works that way

[6Foot2]

How much do you think we can milk this before the Mod's arrive? Better hoof it quick when they do...

 

Now you're just acting the goat!

 

Pre-emptive move of puns to The Punny Thread!

 

[6Foot2]

Even to the French - this would be a pain.

 

True - whichever way you slice it...

[korifugi]

Ah, the rise of the bread puns - and there's muffin you can do to stop them...

[mikeprice]

well at yeast it distracts us from Brexit

[6Foot2]

Ah, the rise of the bread puns - and there's muffin you can do to stop them...

 

Jam packed with puns, dough...

[mikeprice]

I have to be careful I don't burn my wife's toast because she is black toast intolerant

[jthompson]

I have to be careful I don't burn my wife's toast because she is black toast intolerant

 

Lots of amusing puns in this thread, but every so often, a really great one pops up!

[Garacesh]

Lots of amusing puns in this thread, but every so often, a really great one pops up!

 

Perhaps a toast, then, for those who bake the time to come up with the pbuns for our amusement?

[jthompson]

Perhaps a toast, then, for those who bake the time to come up with the pbuns for our amusement?

 

Haha! [rolls on floor laughing]

[mikeprice]

Haha! [rolls on floor laughing]

 

You can always count on him to rise to the occasion

 

although some of the others can be a bit barm-y

[6Foot2]

That's still not an explanation as to why you wood.

 

 

 

Ahem!

 

 

http://www.edugeek.net/forums/general-chat/163265-punny-thread.html

 

Nipping those wood puns in the bud.

[sted]

Nipping those wood puns in the bud.

 

before you get board of them?

[6Foot2]

before you get board of them?

Nah, that would go against the grain!

[Garacesh]

Fir god's sake you lot, can we nip this in the bud, please? Oakay?

[dcwhitworth]

Nah, that would go against the grain!

 

I've just twigged what's going on here, but I'm going to leaf well alone.

[6Foot2]

I've just twigged what's going on here, but I'm going to leaf well alone.

That's been logged. Hopefully we will branch out to other puns. these could easily take root, leaving us barking up the wrong tree.

[Garacesh]

Hopefully we will branch out to other puns.

I don't doubt it, once we exhaust the low hanging fruit it becomes a bit of a beech to come up with new ones. It just needs somebody to seed a new idea for us to move on. But yew never know.

[dcwhitworth]

I don't doubt it, once we exhaust the low hanging fruit it becomes a bit of a beech to come up with new ones. It just needs somebody to seed a new idea for us to move on. But yew never know.

 

Bunch of saps.