jthompson Posted July 3, 2019 Posted July 3, 2019 I dove into it and made toucan effort, but ultimately I failed the security chicks. In that case, I woodpecker stronger password if I were you. 1
dcwhitworth Posted July 3, 2019 Posted July 3, 2019 In that case, I woodpecker stronger password if I were you. I suppose I have to swallow my pride and a grebe with you on that.
jthompson Posted July 3, 2019 Posted July 3, 2019 I think there needs to be less stork from me in this thread, tbh. Owl wader bittern see if some other people want to have a tern.
6Foot2 Posted July 24, 2019 Author Posted July 24, 2019 ..."People say horrible things"... no-one would know if she didn't keep going on the TV! "and stare"... does go for walks with her fiancée? To cast some light on this story, there is nobody else in the world for her - because nobody can hold a candle to her fiancée!
jthompson Posted July 24, 2019 Posted July 24, 2019 I think he must love her, too. He lights up whenever she enters the room. 1
6Foot2 Posted July 24, 2019 Author Posted July 24, 2019 I think he must love her, too. He lights up whenever she enters the room. She has to turn him on first!
jthompson Posted July 24, 2019 Posted July 24, 2019 For a chandelier you'd expect him to be really showy, but apparently he's really well grounded.
dcwhitworth Posted July 24, 2019 Posted July 24, 2019 She has to turn him on first! She'd better not leave him hanging or he'll soon be her old flame.
6Foot2 Posted August 20, 2019 Author Posted August 20, 2019 A complete "Jeremy"? You really went into 'Top Gear' finding that name for him!
sted Posted August 20, 2019 Posted August 20, 2019 You really went into 'Top Gear' finding that name for him! he may have 1
jthompson Posted August 21, 2019 Posted August 21, 2019 There are all sorts of names you give to someone who likes to start a Tiff Needell-essly.
6Foot2 Posted September 20, 2019 Author Posted September 20, 2019 I asked my doctor if he could cure my measles. He said he doesn't make rash promises.
mikeprice Posted September 20, 2019 Posted September 20, 2019 I asked my doctor if he could cure my measles. He said he doesn't make rash promises. I have heard the research on it is a bit spotty
6Foot2 Posted September 20, 2019 Author Posted September 20, 2019 I have heard the research on it is a bit spotty Topical!
6Foot2 Posted September 26, 2019 Author Posted September 26, 2019 (edited) so they didn't get to charge the culprit then?? at least they know Watt to do next time sorry They probably went flat out to catch the suspect. They will probably be ecstatic when they finally catch up with them. They might have been better off using a Volts-wagon. Edited September 26, 2019 by 6Foot2 1
mikeprice Posted September 26, 2019 Posted September 26, 2019 They probably went flat out to catch the suspect. They will probably be ecstatic when they finally catch up with them. They might have been better off using a Volts-wagon. don't think we didn't see you sucking up to the mods by moving here without a warning we were Shocked 1
6Foot2 Posted September 27, 2019 Author Posted September 27, 2019 don't think we didn't see you sucking up to the mods by moving here without a warning we were Shocked You seem confused. The current thread is where we relay our puns.
mikeprice Posted September 27, 2019 Posted September 27, 2019 You seem confused. The current thread is where we relay our puns. are you positive??
jthompson Posted September 27, 2019 Posted September 27, 2019 The current thread is where we relay our puns. Indeed! Much polarity ensues.
sted Posted September 27, 2019 Posted September 27, 2019 Indeed! Much polarity ensues. only up until the point theres too much resistance
jthompson Posted September 27, 2019 Posted September 27, 2019 In which case, limit the number of puns to only one, two, three or Faraday.
6Foot2 Posted October 6, 2019 Author Posted October 6, 2019 I think I should report this as a deliberate attempt to make innocent people post puns on the wrong thread!!!!! Your suggestion that I tried to crow bar puns in the other thread could not be feather from the truth. 1
Ditto Posted October 6, 2019 Posted October 6, 2019 I think both the bird and accused are innocent. I've looked carefully and I ain't seen no robin'
6Foot2 Posted October 6, 2019 Author Posted October 6, 2019 I think both the bird and accused are innocent. I've looked carefully and I ain't seen no robin' Give it a nest! Guilty without a doubt! Got his bill stuck in the trill.
mikeprice Posted October 6, 2019 Posted October 6, 2019 You can tell from looking at him that he comes from a long line of jailbirds get him in front of the beak and if there is any damage to the cell - send him the bill a few years in the slammer will make him egret his actions!! 1
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