jthompson Posted September 10, 2021 Posted September 10, 2021 I've just created an account for a member of staff as first initial.surname@ and it spells a fish. It's like t.rout@ but it's not... Although at a non-educational establishment I did have a Tessa Routledge. So not in a school?
6Foot2 Posted September 28, 2021 Author Posted September 28, 2021 "Bury St Edmonds"?? Bury St EdBonds
jthompson Posted September 28, 2021 Posted September 28, 2021 Bury St EdBonds The Man with the Golden Pun 1
6Foot2 Posted September 28, 2021 Author Posted September 28, 2021 The Man with the Golden Pun Punderball
jthompson Posted September 28, 2021 Posted September 28, 2021 So that's two... I'm struggling to think of any more Oh well, I suppose You Only Laugh Twice.
6Foot2 Posted September 28, 2021 Author Posted September 28, 2021 So that's two... I'm struggling to think of any more Oh well, I suppose You Only Laugh Twice. Well, there is M's private secretary: MoneyPunny!
6Foot2 Posted September 28, 2021 Author Posted September 28, 2021 (edited) Well, there is M's private secretary: MoneyPunny! Oh! I have another two: OctoPunny and Punny Galore! Edited September 28, 2021 by 6Foot2 Add content.
jthompson Posted September 29, 2021 Posted September 29, 2021 Oh! I have another two: OctoPunny and Punny Galore! Punny Ryder. And I think that's me done. I can't think of any Moore.
Ditto Posted September 29, 2021 Posted September 29, 2021 OK, braking the bond with 007 now. I thought I keep this out of the endless comments on the petrol saga, but this, presumably unintended pun amused me. James Spencer, managing director at fuel supplier Portland Fuel, said the UK was over the worst of the situation and that sending in the Army would "generate more panic"."Under normal circumstances supply can easily meet demand," he told BBC Radio 4's Today programme, explaining that consumer activity was the main driver. "Consumer activity was the main driver"! Did he do that deliberately? Those that haven't been able to fill up might disagree!
6Foot2 Posted December 28, 2021 Author Posted December 28, 2021 My apologies for steering this thread inexorably (back) towards the gutter. On reflection, I have no doubt that @6Foot2’s post was referring in all innocence to the eponymous car suggested by @MrEprise… I have been known to make the occasional punny remark in that direction: If that sign was Norwegian, we could be talking about a Fjord Escort!
simonw Posted January 6, 2022 Posted January 6, 2022 I've just seen a Volkswagen Polo in mint condition
korifugi Posted January 6, 2022 Posted January 6, 2022 I've just seen a Volkswagen Polo in mint condition Are you sure it was hole?
jthompson Posted January 6, 2022 Posted January 6, 2022 Are you sure it was hole? Are you thinking that it might just have been a couple of Fox's?
jthompson Posted January 14, 2022 Posted January 14, 2022 It's now been explained to me as to how the confusion for Novak occurred. He read "No one allowed in to Australia without a vaccine". He read "No one" as his tennis ranking - i.e. Number one! This pun is ace. 1
mikeprice Posted January 14, 2022 Posted January 14, 2022 This pun is ace. OK OK OK quieten down and stop making a raquet
Ditto Posted January 14, 2022 Posted January 14, 2022 OK OK OK quieten down and stop making a raquet Yes, yes, silence in court - he could end up in the wrong one!
hardtailstar Posted January 15, 2022 Posted January 15, 2022 Yes, yes, silence in court - he could end up in the wrong one!Which punishment should he serve?
jthompson Posted January 15, 2022 Posted January 15, 2022 Which punishment should he serve?That's a bit of an Open question. Some would love to see him deported, whilst other think he deserves a break.
smurfomatic Posted January 15, 2022 Posted January 15, 2022 That's a bit of an Open question. Some would love to see him deported, whilst other think he deserves a break. First fault was okay, a double fault is not. He's too set in his ways but he's now met his match.
Ditto Posted January 15, 2022 Posted January 15, 2022 Bit of a balls up all round really. I expect he's lost a lot of love. I think he'll be served notice to leave, but perhaps he'll have a slice of luck and get to stay and could even come out on top. Spin it around though, maybe not. Either way, I'm sure the tournament will be ace. 2
jthompson Posted January 15, 2022 Posted January 15, 2022 If it turns out that the authorities made a mistake in cancelling his visa, I suppose that would mean that it was all down to a Fed-error. 1
Ditto Posted January 16, 2022 Posted January 16, 2022 After the latest news, I guess I must ... "What a return!"
mikeprice Posted January 16, 2022 Posted January 16, 2022 I reckon that comes out as Advantage Australia
6Foot2 Posted January 17, 2022 Author Posted January 17, 2022 ...Other annoying thing: Got in the office today, and a random table has appeared over the weekend... Sell it... Possible, I suppose. Nothing's off the table. Um, that's not quite right... 1
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