The Punny Thread

[mikeprice]

Definitely, we don't want anyone squaring up here.

 

I'm sure the mods will watch out for and sines

[6Foot2]

A seasonal pun:

 

 

[jthompson]

Very firny.

[dcwhitworth]

A seasonal pun:

 

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That was rather too graphic for me

[6Foot2]

BBC catering missed a pun opportunity. Greg James is distraught.

 

Link: https://twitter.com/gregjames/status/1219644828243369992 [Greg James Picture Tweet]

 

This ruined my day. BAP TO THE FUTURE was there for the taking. I’ll never get over it.

 

[jthompson]

Also, £1.21 would've be a more suitable price.

[6Foot2]

Also, £1.21 would've be a more suitable price.

Positively profiting on the poster pun!

[6Foot2]

Opened sauce, now what?

 

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Ketchup!

 

[sted]

Also, £1.21 would've be a more suitable price.

 

or 88p

[mikeprice]

or 88p

 

or £19.55??

[6Foot2]

Link: https://www.facebook.com/RKCircuits/photos/a.763553700418640/2648675441906447/ [RK Circuits Facebook]

 

[jthompson]

Link: https://www.facebook.com/RKCircuits/photos/a.763553700418640/2648675441906447/ [RK Circuits Facebook]

 

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Marvelous!

[6Foot2]

 

[6Foot2]

The empire strikes back to the future!

 

[6Foot2]

My goldfish are called Major, Minor, Dorian, Lydian and Diminished.

 

They look so similar the only way I can tell them apart is by their scales.

[dcwhitworth]

My goldfish are called Major, Minor, Dorian, Lydian and Diminished.

 

They look so similar the only way I can tell them apart is by their scales.

 

You could always ask a tuna.

[6Foot2]

UK Pun Day today, and only one offering here?

 

 

Link: https://twitter.com/hashtag/UKPunDay?f=live

Edited February 10, 2020 by 6Foot2
Insert Twitter hashtag link.

[dcwhitworth]

UK Pun Day today, and only one offering here?

 

 

Link: https://twitter.com/hashtag/UKPunDay?f=live

 

I was going to try and come up with something but I cycled in today so I'm two tyred

[mikeprice]

I was going to try and come up with something but I cycled in today so I'm two tyred

 

I suppose you are going to claim you had a pun-cture

 

not good enough - come up with something or you will be pun-ished!

[dcwhitworth]

I suppose you are going to claim you had a pun-cture

 

not good enough - come up with something or you will be pun-ished!

 

I had an idea about a small one, more a sort of punnet.

[6Foot2]

Loaded die. Dieception.

 

[DrBeaker]

I shall take a PUNt on the lottery tomorrow.

[6Foot2]

Lime Scale

 

 

Link: Lime Scale | Another Tut and Groan Single Panel Toon

[dcwhitworth]

Lime Scale

 

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Link: Lime Scale | Another Tut and Groan Single Panel Toon

 

That pun is weighing on me.

[mikeprice]

Just seen this - thought it fitted here

 

https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/fdtyi2/just_been_in_to_starbucks_and_the_barista_was/?%24deep_link=true&correlation_id=9bdb1816-63a7-4153-bce0-0d1eafaa783c&ref=email_digest&ref_campaign=email_digest&ref_source=email&utm_content=post_title&utm_medium=digest&utm_name=top_posts&utm_source=email&utm_term=day&%243p=e_as&%24original_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.reddit.com%2Fr%2FJokes%2Fcomments%2Ffdtyi2%2Fjust_been_in_to_starbucks_and_the_barista_was%2F%3F%24deep_link%3Dtrue%26correlation_id%3D9bdb1816-63a7-4153-bce0-0d1eafaa783c%26ref%3Demail_digest%26ref_campaign%3Demail_digest%26ref_source%3Demail%26utm_content%3Dpost_title%26utm_medium%3Ddigest%26utm_name%3Dtop_posts%26utm_source%3Demail%26utm_term%3Dday&_branch_match_id=759178906666415273