Garacesh Posted October 7, 2019 Posted October 7, 2019 Wait, we've changed the theme again? We're doing avian-based puns now? Grr, nobody ever tells me when we do this! But I bet the lot of you will just tell me you thought everybody had heard
jthompson Posted October 7, 2019 Posted October 7, 2019 Grr, nobody ever tells me when we do this! I don't think anyone intended to make anyone else feel skwarkward.
mikeprice Posted October 7, 2019 Posted October 7, 2019 Wait, we've changed the theme again? We're doing avian-based puns now? Grr, nobody ever tells me when we do this! But I bet the lot of you will just tell me you thought everybody had heard OK OK OK - don't get in a flap about it - there's no need to feel soar next time we'll give you a caw-l - so you can swoop in and take you tern we really don;t want you to feel like a great tit 2
lewisVeryPC Posted October 11, 2019 Posted October 11, 2019 I don't want to be caught fowl here but adding more bird-related puns could stork the fire
mikeprice Posted October 11, 2019 Posted October 11, 2019 (edited) don't worry - just get down if someone shouts Duck - if you don;t your Goose will be cooked and keep listening carefully - especially if you are hard of heron Edited October 11, 2019 by mikeprice 1
6Foot2 Posted October 31, 2019 Author Posted October 31, 2019 Ummm... NSFW... Man 'tried to have sex with a pile of leaves' in a hotel car park (Manchester Evening News) One word: Disbe-leaf
6Foot2 Posted November 29, 2019 Author Posted November 29, 2019 For Sale: Replica Fisherman’s Knife. (Made To Scale)
Ditto Posted November 29, 2019 Posted November 29, 2019 The knife is reel, it's the fisherman that's a carpy.
dcwhitworth Posted November 29, 2019 Posted November 29, 2019 The knife is reel, it's the fisherman that's a carpy. I took the bait and fell for that hook, line and sinker.
Ditto Posted November 30, 2019 Posted November 30, 2019 OK OK - don't carp on about it Heh! Is that allowed, I did a carp pun two post earlier. On second thoughts, I'll let you off the hook this time as long as I don't want you getting too bleak. In fact I suspect you'll line up a suitable pun in no time - I know you're not one to flounder.
6Foot2 Posted December 3, 2019 Author Posted December 3, 2019 "Don't suppose you can play a ukulele, can you?" only when im cleaning windows unfortunately Tricky! I prefer when I'm leaning on the lamp post at the corner of the street.
mikeprice Posted December 3, 2019 Posted December 3, 2019 Tricky! I prefer when I'm leaning on the lamp post at the corner of the street. you mean when you're playing with little stick of Blackpool Rock??
dcwhitworth Posted December 4, 2019 Posted December 4, 2019 you mean when you're playing with little stick of Blackpool Rock?? This thread strikes a chord.
6Foot2 Posted December 4, 2019 Author Posted December 4, 2019 This thread strikes a chord. Now you're just going off at a tangent...
dcwhitworth Posted December 4, 2019 Posted December 4, 2019 Now you're just going off at a tangent... How long have you been angling to use that pun ?
Garacesh Posted December 4, 2019 Posted December 4, 2019 Sometimes I wonder if I'm the only one here that didn't sine up to the site for silly puns...
6Foot2 Posted December 4, 2019 Author Posted December 4, 2019 How long have you been angling to use that pun ? Had to add this: It's been sum time!
mikeprice Posted December 4, 2019 Posted December 4, 2019 I'm sure I've seen that before - this thread does seem to be a bit circular anyway - it's nearly lunchtime - think I'll have a pi
jthompson Posted December 4, 2019 Posted December 4, 2019 anyway - it's nearly lunchtime - think I'll have a pi What an odd thing to say. I can't even...
mikeprice Posted December 4, 2019 Posted December 4, 2019 Went shopping today - got a good bargain buy 3 get 142
6Foot2 Posted December 5, 2019 Author Posted December 5, 2019 These calculated puns are all very well, but what follows? What are the aftermaths? 1
jthompson Posted December 5, 2019 Posted December 5, 2019 These calculated puns are all very well, but what follows? What are the aftermaths? I can't offer a solution, other than to suggest that we keep it real. 1
6Foot2 Posted December 5, 2019 Author Posted December 5, 2019 I can't offer a solution, other than to suggest that we keep it real. Ah, now there's the root of it!
dcwhitworth Posted December 5, 2019 Posted December 5, 2019 I can't offer a solution, other than to suggest that we keep it real. Definitely, we don't want anyone squaring up here.
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