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whether it's Liverpool or Car pool, Steve is the man to to get you on the right Highway

 

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I prefer my way - but I suppose people should be free to choose...

 

My way or the Heighway.

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Mrs. P. likes her penguins.

 

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Here we see some of her collection on the ice shelf.

 

:getmecoat:

 

Looks like she has an ice collection there.

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Mrs. P. likes her penguins.

 

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Here we see some of her collection on the ice shelf.

:getmecoat:

You must live in constant fear of a helicopter flying over, all those penguins toppling backwards on that shelf would make a real mess.

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I entered a competition for a new one - really confident I'll win - it's in the Bag!

 

Pfft. You'll win in theory, but like every basic theory, you're assuming operation inside a vacuum :rolleyes:

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Nah - I taken everthing into account

 

I'll clean up

 

Now, you see, when I take everything into consideration, that includes entering competitions multiple times. Usually under different names.

 

Henry, George, Numatic, Hetty...

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Now, you see, when I take everything into consideration, that includes entering competitions multiple times. Usually under different names.

 

Henry, George, Numatic, Hetty...

 

George, Charles??

 

yes - I did go to look on the website:o

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Herbert ( a slight tangent there, think US presidents) and I didn't look on the website.

 

See what you mean - easy to get the two confused but vacuum cleaner suck in hot air whereas US presidents blow it out

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See what you mean - easy to get the two confused but vacuum cleaner suck in hot air whereas US presidents blow it out

 

Judging by the name - one of them seems to be blowing out the wrong end.

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In honour of Ken Dodd.

 

"What a beautiful day for knocking on the door of the Kremlin and asking “Is Lenin?”

 

If you try that and they keep giving you excuses, remember they're just Stalin.

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In honour of Ken Dodd.

 

"What a beautiful day for knocking on the door of the Kremlin and asking “Is Lenin?”

 

I tried that just over 100 years ago, and they said no, but Rasput's in, when I went back last week he'd dropped the Ras

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Probably for the best.

Redundant acronym syndrome syndrome probably undermines a leader's speeches.

 

"Redundant acronym syndrome syndrome" as an acronym is something else entirely.

 

:)

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