The Punny Thread

[korifugi]

depends on how many puns we are forced to kill dear (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Killdeer)

 

If well versed in obscure breeds - as little as Toucan keep it going by themselves.

[mikeprice]

if we keep going on for too long we might egret it

 

anyway - I'll wait for a few more posts then it will be my Tern again

[kjadams]

Wren will it end?

[korifugi]

if we keep going on for too long we might egret it

 

anyway - I'll wait for a few more posts then it will be my Tern again

 

Eider way - it should provide amusement Wren it continues.

[kjadams]

Someone will make a great tit of themselves, I prey it’s not me.

[elsiegee40]

I am keeping an Eagle eye on you lot. No use huffin and Puffin. Bad behaviour will be Bustard

[mikeprice]

Being told off on this thread would be hard to Swallow

 

This is were the Loons normally come when their 'jokes' get 'moded' on the main threads

 

still is all a great Lark

[kjadams]

We best be swift then.

[jdoyle]

starling work on this thread so far but let's carrion regardless. Does that sound too much like crowing? Edited February 14, 2018 by jdoyle

[kjadams]

Will be sad when it is Plover.

[kjadams]

Hey, I’m planning on having a barbecue next week. Where’s the best place to get Skuas from?

[jthompson]

Hey, I’m planning on having a barbecue next week. Where’s the best place to get Skuas from?

 

Any kitchenware shop, I should think. There swan in your nearest town, surely?

[6Foot2]

Hey, I’m planning on having a barbecue next week. Where’s the best place to get Skuas from?

 

Blackburn?

 

[korifugi]

Any kitchenware shop, I should think. There swan in your nearest town, surely?

 

But make sure you have the funds to pay for it, Robin from places will only bring the old bill down on you.

[jthompson]

But make sure you have the funds to pay for it, Robin from places will only bring the old bill down on you.

 

Well, that goose without saying.

[kjadams]

Hope there is not a sale on, or people will be flocking to buy them.

[jdoyle]

Blackburn?

 

 

anything you put on a Skua will planely be eaten with great gusto by a Gannet

 

[sted]

anything you put on a Skua will planely be eaten with great gusto by a Gannet

 

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out enough spice on it and they will spitfire

[mikeprice]

out enough spice on it and they will spitfire

 

Someone asked me how many entries I have put on here

 

I replied - ME-109

[sparkeh]

But make sure you have the funds to pay for it, Robin from places will only bring the old bill down on you.

 

Then you’ll be up in front of The Beak and doing bird. Prison isn’t nice, well at least no one is raven about it.

 

I’m just winging it here...

[jthompson]

Someone asked me how many entries I have put on here

 

I replied - ME-109

 

From avians to aircraft: we've taken off in a different direction now. Let's hope it doesn't bomb.

[jdoyle]

From avians to aircraft: we've taken off in a different direction now. Let's hope it doesn't bomb.

 

both form part of our Air Fix(ation)

[sparkeh]

From avians to aircraft: we've taken off in a different direction now. Let's hope it doesn't bomb.

 

I’ve got talk plane now - you’ve got me in a flap and I’m Whittle-ing that I can’t land any good puns.

 

Think I need some encouragement, for my jokes to take off I’m gonna need a lift.

[jthompson]

I’ve got talk plane now - you’ve got me in a flap and I’m Whittle-ing that I can’t land any good puns.

 

Think I need some encouragement, for my jokes to take off I’m gonna need a lift.

Don't get carrier-ed away trying to make them brilliant. Just get stuka in.

[EliteCommander]

Someone asked me how many entries I have put on here

 

I replied - ME-109

 

Was it a Big Fat (BF) 109 ? EEEEEEEE!!!

 

My favourite model !