The Punny Thread

[sted]

Was it a Big Fat (BF) 109 ? EEEEEEEE!!!

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My favourite model !

 

its definitely above zero

[computer_expert]

I’ve got talk plane now - you’ve got me in a flap and I’m Whittle-ing that I can’t land any good puns.

 

Think I need some encouragement, for my jokes to take off I’m gonna need a lift.

 

Just make sure you don't go-around in circles with these puns

[EliteCommander]

its definitely above zero

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Mitsubishi !! - BLESS YOU!!!

[Garacesh]

Is there anything you guys can't make puns out of?

I'd luft to take a look inside your brains and see waffe makes you tick..

[jdoyle]

I'd luft to take a look inside your brains and see waffe makes you tick..

 

many Hansa make light work.

[EliteCommander]

many Hansa make light work.

 

I should have known someone would glide in with a comment like this, although from all accounts they glided rather like a brick does.

[Ksavage413]

Did anyone hear about how the U.K and U.S.A are blaming Russia for the NotPetya attacks? I haven't seen any evidence, so I don't want to russ to conclusions.

[6Foot2]

The shape of water:

 

[dcwhitworth]

The shape of water:

 

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I can see how that might create tension

[unixman_again]

@dcwhitworth - I think your joke was a bit wet

[6Foot2]

@dcwhitworth - I think your joke was a bit wet

@unixman_again: That might be a bit hard...

[dcwhitworth]

@unixman_again: That might be a bit hard...

 

Icy what you mean.

[6Foot2]

Icy what you mean.

...Oh, and cold.

 

[Garacesh]

...Oh, and cold.

 

 

Ah, chew on it for a while, it'll grow on you.

[jthompson]

Icy what you mean.

 

I think you could state it more clearly than that.

[sparkeh]

I can see how that might create tension

Nah it’s a bonding exercise.

[jdoyle]

Nah it’s a bonding exercise.

 

The secret is out now...

 

 

There'll be a Q of Bond puns along shortly.

[6Foot2]

...Q of Bond...

Here's one now:

 

 

[jdoyle]

Here's one now:

 

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he may come to a sticky end

 

[sparkeh]

Can't bear these tacky jokes

[Bedders]

These glue jokes are super!

[korifugi]

Can't bear these tacky jokes

 

but this is the only thread we can make them in - provided everyone adheres to the rules.

[Bedders]

but this is the only thread we can make them in - provided everyone adheres to the rules.

 

Yep, that's the only reason I stick around in here.

[jthompson]

I should have known what was to gum, once the horse jokes died off.

[EliteCommander]

I should have known what was to gum, once the horse jokes died off.

 

At least there's a link there

Edited February 26, 2018 by EliteCommander
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