The Punny Thread

[mikeprice]

I'm only replying to see ur post in-dent-ed :-) (and to see indentured slightly contract.....)

 

I'm surprised you lot have the nerve to make such bad puns

 

or maybe it is all tounge-in-cheek

[jdoyle]

tounge-in-cheek

 

that sounds like a dental implant.

[6Foot2]

I didn't know until recently that a friend of mine had a false tooth. It came out in conversation.

[sparkeh]

I didn't know until recently that a friend of mine had a false tooth. It came out in conversation.

That must have impacted you.

 

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I'm surprised you lot have the nerve to make such bad puns

 

or maybe it is all tounge-in-cheek

Thanks for that bit of wisdom

[6Foot2]

That must have impacted you.

Not as much as you might think. I tend to be optimistic, while he is very negative. We are molar opposites.

[6Foot2]

Seasonal gif: Spruce Willis:

 

 

[dcwhitworth]

I'm surprised you lot have the nerve to make such bad puns

 

or maybe it is all tounge-in-cheek

 

I was trying to think of a tongue oriented dental pun, but the only thing I could come up with was depressing

[6Foot2]

I was trying to think of a tongue oriented dental pun, but the only thing I could come up with was depressing

I will have another ready soon: Brace yourself!

 

[simonw]

I will have another ready soon: Brace yourself!

 

 

Please no! I can't palate anymore

[dcwhitworth]

Please no! I can't palate anymore

 

Be a man and swallow it.

[sparkeh]

Be a man and swallow it.

African or European?

[6Foot2]

I'll just leave this 'ere:

 

 

 

[6Foot2]

I just wanted to see if this would get a reaction:

 

 

[jdoyle]

I just wanted to see if this would get a reaction:

 

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I can see it appearing on the front page of The Mirror newspaper

 

On reflection, maybe not.

[jdoyle]

Jackson is an only child but if he had a sister and the same chemistry applied, she'd be a twisted sister?? :-)

[6Foot2]

I hate you all

We have rain. And it is cold but not very very cold.

On Friday it snowed (very wet snow, but snow all the same) for about 5 minutes.

That's it

 

Still raining

 

Some places saw a foot of snow:

 

 

Some saw double that:

 

 

[simonw]

That's it! Time to plough through the snow puns...

[6Foot2]

That's it! Time to plough through the snow puns...

 

Glad that's settled.

[korifugi]

That's it! Time to plough through the snow puns...

 

Make sure to grit your teeth first - otherwise the sheer number may sleigh you.

[simonw]

Make sure to grit your teeth first - otherwise the sheer number may sleigh you.

 

Mrs Claus: Is it still snowing?

Mr Claus: No, its Reign Deer.

[Bedders]

Mrs Claus: Is it still snowing?

Mr Claus: No, its Reign Deer.

Rudolph (shivering): That's snow laughing matter!

[jdoyle]

some of these weather related puns are really flaky.

[korifugi]

some of these weather related puns are really flaky.

 

It's a squall mercy, really.

[Garacesh]

I'm lagoon behind with all these puns. I hurricane I catch up?

[simonw]

I'm lagoon behind with all these puns. I hurricane I catch up?

 

I've snow idea. Maybe just drift along until all hail breaks loose.