The Punny Thread

[sparkeh]

Yes, it was mine.

 

Bonus: Dogs being trained to sniff for parkinsons

 

Does that make it a 'lab' test?

You're such a wag.

[EliteCommander]

Yes, it was mine.

 

Bonus: Dogs being trained to sniff for parkinsons

 

Does that make it a 'lab' test?

 

It's definitely not a CAT scan

[sparkeh]

Can't remember this being posted: Singhsbury’s store becomes Morrisinghs after legal threat Edited August 2, 2017 by sparkeh

[EliteCommander]

Can't remember this being posted: Singhsbury’s store becomes Morrisinghs after legal threat

 

It ASDA be an April Fool's joke

[jdoyle]

It ASDA be an April Fool's joke

 

good to see Lidl puns like this being given free range and not being Co-Oped up.

Edited August 2, 2017 by jdoyle

[6Foot2]

good to see Lidl puns like this being given free range and not being Co-Oped up.

 

Aldi's puns are coming in thick and fast now.

 

Edited August 2, 2017 by 6Foot2

[jdoyle]

Aldi's puns are coming in this and fast now.

 

 

they are a Safeway of conveying humour....

[EliteCommander]

they are a Safeway of conveying humour....

 

Wow, that's a blast from the past, they all became Somerfields didn't they, but I don't think there are even any of those anymore

 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Safeway_(UK)

 

Ok, it seems they mostly ended up as Morrison's, ASDAs or in some cases Waitrose, YLSNED

[sparkeh]

Wow, that's a blast from the past, they all became Somerfields didn't they, but I don't think there are even any of those anymore

 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Safeway_(UK)

 

Ok, it seems they mostly ended up as Morrison's, ASDAs or in some cases Waitrose, YLSNED

Hey don't Budgen this thread!

[EliteCommander]

Hey don't Budgen this thread!

 

No Budgen here, just don't Bejamming it down our throats that's not a Fairway to behave. Wow I'm so old ;-)

[dcwhitworth]

No Budgen here, just don't Bejamming it down our throats that's not a Fairway to behave. Wow I'm so old ;-)

 

Please stop this before Icelander you

[jdoyle]

Please stop this before Icelander you

 

Aisle second that

[sparkeh]

Please stop this before Icelander you

Kwik Save yourself! You don't want to Spar with him.

[Bedders]

Kwik Save yourself! You don't want to Spar with him.

 

Yep, that'll just make you a Target.

[jdoyle]

Kwik Save yourself! You don't want to Spar with him.

 

Sparring? No blood please, that would be groce(ry)

[6Foot2]

But do Pickles?

To answer that will require Dill-igence.

[korifugi]

To answer that will require Dill-igence.

 

It looks like you Relished making that pun.

[6Foot2]

Link: https://twitter.com/mrbiffo/status/708328549200039936/photo/1 [Twitter Picture]

 

This would appear to be a wurst case scenario.

 

[jdoyle]

germane to the issue at hand, going by the strapline at the bottom this should possibly be Wurst Käse scenario.

 

That'll cheese people off.

[6Foot2]

Link: https://twitter.com/UpturnedBathtub/status/894207040964485120/photo/1 [Twitter Picture]

 

I guess this means we can no longer use that phrase

 

 

[dcwhitworth]

Link: https://twitter.com/UpturnedBathtub/status/894207040964485120/photo/1 [Twitter Picture]

 

 

 

 

 

No it just means we were using it wrong.

 

[DJ-1701]

Off Topic: This from a while ago:

 

Link: BBC NEWS | Health | Swearing 'helps to reduce pain'

 

 

What a load of .

[dcwhitworth]

What a load of .

 

I think that could be open to abuse.

[jdoyle]

I think that could be open to abuse.

 

with coaching, it could be open to a bus

[EliteCommander]

with coaching, it could be open to a bus

 

Only with a bit of extra space and an ecstasy ban