EliteCommander Posted July 6, 2017 Posted July 6, 2017 sounds like a bit of a wild goose chase Just don't expect Roger Moore and Richard Burton to turn up
jdoyle Posted July 6, 2017 Posted July 6, 2017 Just don't expect Roger Moore and Richard Burton to turn up they're a Hardy bunch but a bit on the Wild side Mr Limbani; can be found hiding in the Lou and in the Reeds
6Foot2 Posted July 7, 2017 Author Posted July 7, 2017 Burst water main has taken out water in the school, so we're being sent home Dam. Water you doing next week? Dew think it will be fixed by then?
korifugi Posted July 7, 2017 Posted July 7, 2017 Dam. Water you doing next week? Dew think it will be fixed by then? Great! A whole new source to tap into - the puns'll flow now.
simonw Posted July 7, 2017 Posted July 7, 2017 Or plumb the depths with gutter mouths and sewer brains
DalekSec Posted July 7, 2017 Posted July 7, 2017 Mr. Praline: I understand this IS Bolton. Owner:Yes? Mr. Praline: You told me it was Ipswitch! Owner: ...It was a pun. Mr. Praline: A PUN?!? Owner: No, no...not a pun...What's that thing that spells the same backwards as forwards? Mr. Praline: A palindrome...? Owner: Yeah, that's it! Mr. Praline: It's not a palindrome! The palindrome of "Bolton" would be "Notlob"!! It don't work!! Owner: Well, what do you want? Mr. Praline: I'm not prepared to pursue my line of inquiry any longer as I think this is getting too silly!
DJ-1701 Posted July 7, 2017 Posted July 7, 2017 Mr. Praline: I understand this IS Bolton. Owner:Yes? Mr. Praline: You told me it was Ipswitch! Owner: ...It was a pun. Mr. Praline: A PUN?!? Owner: No, no...not a pun...What's that thing that spells the same backwards as forwards? Mr. Praline: A palindrome...? Owner: Yeah, that's it! Mr. Praline: It's not a palindrome! The palindrome of "Bolton" would be "Notlob"!! It don't work!! Owner: Well, what do you want? Mr. Praline: I'm not prepared to pursue my line of inquiry any longer as I think this is getting too silly! Gone a bit nutty?
korifugi Posted July 7, 2017 Posted July 7, 2017 Gone a bit nutty? I think he felt it was time for something completely different. 2
sted Posted July 7, 2017 Posted July 7, 2017 I think he felt it was time for something completely different. spam it is then
6Foot2 Posted July 7, 2017 Author Posted July 7, 2017 Link: https://twitter.com/MooseAllain/status/795318353736986624/photo/1 [Twitter Picture] Bono Venn
mikeprice Posted July 8, 2017 Posted July 8, 2017 once spam is mentioned the elders of the Internet demand that someone does it
6Foot2 Posted July 12, 2017 Author Posted July 12, 2017 Link: https://twitter.com/natefernald/status/884613581031034882/photo/1 [Twitter Picture] Don't normally tweet political stuff, but making an exception for a pun that I think you can enjoy no matter what side you're on:TREE-SON 1
dcwhitworth Posted July 12, 2017 Posted July 12, 2017 Link: https://twitter.com/natefernald/status/884613581031034882/photo/1 [Twitter Picture] He looks like he's stumped 1
DJ-1701 Posted July 12, 2017 Posted July 12, 2017 He looks like he's stumped Well he's not rooted in realitree...
DJ-1701 Posted July 12, 2017 Posted July 12, 2017 A chip off the old block I thought you wood worm your way in here. 1
jdoyle Posted July 12, 2017 Posted July 12, 2017 has anyone Twigged that Special Branch may need to be informed..... or will we leaf it for (est) other 1
korifugi Posted July 12, 2017 Posted July 12, 2017 Maybe he's working out what to say at the next Conifer(ence). 2
jdoyle Posted July 12, 2017 Posted July 12, 2017 Maybe he's working out what to say at the next Conifer(ence). SAP Conifer(ence)?
mikeprice Posted July 12, 2017 Posted July 12, 2017 I wish I woodn't look at this thread it keeps branching off onto weird stuff I really should leaf it alone
6Foot2 Posted July 12, 2017 Author Posted July 12, 2017 I wish I woodn't look at this thread it keeps branching off onto weird stuff I really should leaf it alone Does it sap your creativeness? If so, let the new ideas phloem. 1
korifugi Posted July 12, 2017 Posted July 12, 2017 Does it sap your creativeness? If so, let the new ideas phloem. That was so bad it was criminal - I'm going to have to call the copse
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