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When an Australian requests the bill after finishing a meal in a restaurant:

 

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:)

 

Haha, it took me a moment. Clever!

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Haha, it took me a moment. Clever!

 

I saw it last night and didn't get it, and it took me a couple of minutes just now! Wow I'm slow today...

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When an Australian requests the bill after finishing a meal in a restaurant:

 

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:)

deep thinking appears to have been Fostered by this one.

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Looks like Ed Milliband has got in on the act, regarding May's fields of wheat story!

 

(Please don't turn this into a political discussion it's only here for the puns!)

 

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Looks like Ed Milliband has got in on the act, regarding May's fields of wheat story!

 

(Please don't turn this into a political discussion it's only here for the puns!)

 

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Jon Snow is finally getting an interview with MayHem today after Hopping around the country chasing the party leaders. aMaizing that she's agreed to see him. He's a Gluten for punishment though.

 

#RyeSmile

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Jon Snow is finally getting an interview with MayHem today after Hopping around the country chasing the party leaders. aMaizing that she's agreed to see him. He's a Gluten for punishment though.

 

#RyeSmile

 

Could you not do any breader than this?

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Jon Snow is finally getting an interview with MayHem today...

 

Whilst questioning her over and over about the same thing, the frustrated Teresa May is likely to say...

 

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Could you not do any breader than this?

 

she has always been a bit aloaf. The Preservative Party? The Conserve-ative Party? Spread thinly on the bread line.

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Conservatives are generally from the upper crust. Just in it to look after their dough, but using their flourery language to butter us up and tempt us to vote for them. I think they've got this election won though, tomorrow they'll baguette and I'll have a cob on. Unless they win a sizeable majority though, I think that May is toast.
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What's the difference between a child at a zoo and a famous Norweigian Blue ?

 

One has beasts to see

 

and the other....

 

Has ceased to be... *goans*

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What's the difference between a child at a zoo and a famous Norweigian Blue ?

 

One has beasts to see

 

and the other....

that is bad - even for this thread

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What's the difference between a child at a zoo and a famous Norweigian Blue ?

 

One has beasts to see

 

and the other....

 

that is bad - even for this thread

 

I thought joke warfare was banned. :p

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During my time with the Forces, I kept drawing enemy fire.

Who'd have thought 'Military Artist' was a viable career path?

 

I though a solid career in the military would be with the Mortar Platoon but my efforts went to paste.

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I though a solid career in the military would be with the Mortar Platoon but my efforts went to paste.

 

The mortar platoon are pretty pestilent.. Or is that pestle-ent?

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