6Foot2 Posted June 3, 2017 Author Posted June 3, 2017 When an Australian requests the bill after finishing a meal in a restaurant: 3
Garacesh Posted June 3, 2017 Posted June 3, 2017 When an Australian requests the bill after finishing a meal in a restaurant: [ATTACH=CONFIG]43580[/ATTACH] Haha, it took me a moment. Clever!
Bedders Posted June 4, 2017 Posted June 4, 2017 Haha, it took me a moment. Clever! I saw it last night and didn't get it, and it took me a couple of minutes just now! Wow I'm slow today...
jdoyle Posted June 5, 2017 Posted June 5, 2017 When an Australian requests the bill after finishing a meal in a restaurant: [ATTACH=CONFIG]43580[/ATTACH] deep thinking appears to have been Fostered by this one.
DalekSec Posted June 6, 2017 Posted June 6, 2017 Looks like Ed Milliband has got in on the act, regarding May's fields of wheat story! (Please don't turn this into a political discussion it's only here for the puns!) 2
jdoyle Posted June 7, 2017 Posted June 7, 2017 Looks like Ed Milliband has got in on the act, regarding May's fields of wheat story! (Please don't turn this into a political discussion it's only here for the puns!) [ATTACH=CONFIG]43650[/ATTACH] Jon Snow is finally getting an interview with MayHem today after Hopping around the country chasing the party leaders. aMaizing that she's agreed to see him. He's a Gluten for punishment though. #RyeSmile
LeightonJames Posted June 7, 2017 Posted June 7, 2017 Jon Snow is finally getting an interview with MayHem today after Hopping around the country chasing the party leaders. aMaizing that she's agreed to see him. He's a Gluten for punishment though. #RyeSmile Could you not do any breader than this? 1
DJ-1701 Posted June 7, 2017 Posted June 7, 2017 Jon Snow is finally getting an interview with MayHem today... Whilst questioning her over and over about the same thing, the frustrated Teresa May is likely to say... 1
jdoyle Posted June 7, 2017 Posted June 7, 2017 Could you not do any breader than this? she has always been a bit aloaf. The Preservative Party? The Conserve-ative Party? Spread thinly on the bread line. 1
sparkeh Posted June 7, 2017 Posted June 7, 2017 Conservatives are generally from the upper crust. Just in it to look after their dough, but using their flourery language to butter us up and tempt us to vote for them. I think they've got this election won though, tomorrow they'll baguette and I'll have a cob on. Unless they win a sizeable majority though, I think that May is toast. 4
6Foot2 Posted June 9, 2017 Author Posted June 9, 2017 Link: https://twitter.com/ThePoke/status/873100150763278337/photo/1 [Twitter Picture] Looks like today is bin day across the UK...
Bedders Posted June 23, 2017 Posted June 23, 2017 From the Cool Things thread: .... support issues .... bra clasp... fnarr fnarr 2
sparkeh Posted June 23, 2017 Posted June 23, 2017 From the Cool Things thread: fnarr fnarr Good to know that someone is keeping abreast of these things.
EliteCommander Posted June 23, 2017 Posted June 23, 2017 What's the difference between a child at a zoo and a famous Norweigian Blue ? One has beasts to see and the other.... 1
DJ-1701 Posted June 23, 2017 Posted June 23, 2017 What's the difference between a child at a zoo and a famous Norweigian Blue ? One has beasts to see and the other.... Has ceased to be... *goans* 1
EliteCommander Posted June 23, 2017 Posted June 23, 2017 Has ceased to be... *goans* I'm not from Goa, I'm a very naughty boy 2
mikeprice Posted June 23, 2017 Posted June 23, 2017 What's the difference between a child at a zoo and a famous Norweigian Blue ? One has beasts to see and the other.... that is bad - even for this thread 2
DJ-1701 Posted June 23, 2017 Posted June 23, 2017 What's the difference between a child at a zoo and a famous Norweigian Blue ? One has beasts to see and the other.... that is bad - even for this thread I thought joke warfare was banned.
Garacesh Posted June 23, 2017 Posted June 23, 2017 joke warfare During my time with the Forces, I kept drawing enemy fire. Who'd have thought 'Military Artist' was a viable career path? 2
jdoyle Posted June 23, 2017 Posted June 23, 2017 During my time with the Forces, I kept drawing enemy fire. Who'd have thought 'Military Artist' was a viable career path? I though a solid career in the military would be with the Mortar Platoon but my efforts went to paste.
Garacesh Posted June 23, 2017 Posted June 23, 2017 I though a solid career in the military would be with the Mortar Platoon but my efforts went to paste. The mortar platoon are pretty pestilent.. Or is that pestle-ent?
jdoyle Posted June 23, 2017 Posted June 23, 2017 The mortar platoon are pretty pestilent.. Or is that pestle-ent? Mortar Platoon - always having a B(al)last. 1
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