The Punny Thread

[Bedders]

It seems a tad excessive to deliver a pane of glass like that....

I suppose they screwed it to the pallet as it was cheaper than trying to protect it. If it got dropped I bet it would have shattered their dreams.

[6Foot2]

It seems a tad excessive to deliver a pane of glass like that....

Link: http://www.edugeek.net/forums/jokes-interweb-things/172566-pallet-inception-pallet-had-been-ordered-arrived-pallet.html

 

[6Foot2]

Small babies might be delivered by a stork.

 

The heavier ones might need a crane.

 

[DJ-1701]

Small babies might be delivered by a stork.

 

The heavier ones might need a crane.

 

I didn't think he was that kind of Doctor...

 

[Tesla]

I wish Medusa would stop objectifying people.

[DJ-1701]

I wish Medusa would stop objectifying people.

I bet the person that came up with that joke was Stoned.

[Bedders]

I bet the person that came up with that joke was Stoned.

 

Yeah, they sound like a bit of a snake.

[DJ-1701]

Yeah, they sound like a bit of a snake.

Boo Hissssssss

[korifugi]

Boo Hissssssss

 

You not making it better you know - all that did was adder on to the problem.

[simonw]

Not the first python to do it either

[korifugi]

Not the first python to do it either

 

To be honest though - As I'm sat Taipan this, I'm thinking there must be an absolute Krait full of snake puns.

[Bedders]

To be honest though - As I'm sat Taipan this, I'm thinking there must be an absolute Krait full of snake puns.

 

Fangs for being honest.

[Garacesh]

To be honest though - As I'm sat Taipan this, I'm thinking there must be an absolute Krait full of snake puns.

 

Vyperade around all these puns? I remamba back when we'd have meaningful conversations. Ah well. Garter carry on, I guess.

[6Foot2]

...I remamba back when we'd have meaningful conversations...

Snakes are to blame.

 

[DJ-1701]

Someone threw a bottle of Omega 3 pills at me! Luckily, only minor injuries... it was super fish oil...

[6Foot2]

Brill-iant! You're krilling it, but perhaps you might want to scale back on the fishy puns.

 

If you do have another you might want to mullet over first.

 

[mikeprice]

Brill-iant! You're krilling it, but perhaps you might want to scale back on the fishy puns.

 

If you do have another you might want to mullet over first.

 

 

we will be OK

 

Cod will save our Soles

[Bedders]

we will be OK

 

Cod will save our Soles

 

Go and sit in the naughty plaice!

[6Foot2]

Hooked on fishy puns at the moment? I trout it will stop here, there is probably a tunaverse of puns to come.

[korifugi]

Fish puns now? Bit busy at the moment so I can only think of a Sole one.

[korifugi]

...the right plaice,

 

Well, we are all sat in schools

[mikeprice]

can you say that a bit louder - I'm a bit hard of herring

[sparkeh]

I've had enough of this pollocks

[mikeprice]

I've had enough of this pollocks

 

I think it might carry on for a while - we are just skate ing on the surface at the moment

 

still you can just perch on the edge and watch

[simonw]

This is tench, no puns for a while