The Punny Thread

[dcwhitworth]

that's got be to be one of the best puns floating around. Sounds like it was a big splash.

 

I'm not sure he was fishing for compliments.

[korifugi]

I'm not sure he was fishing for compliments.

 

Water you basing that hypothesis on?

[DJ-1701]

Water you basing that hypothesis on?

About 2 parts hydrogen and 1 part oxygen...

[korifugi]

Ported over from another thread (it wasn't even @elsiegee40 that told me off, this time!)

 

[6Foot2]

Ported over from another thread (it wasn't even @elsiegee40 that told me off, this time!)

 

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O/T:

 

Wasn't meant as a telling off, more a nudge, a polite suggestion.

 

[mikeprice]

Ported over from another thread (it wasn't even @elsiegee40 that told me off, this time!)

 

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Well that's a first!!! #usualsuspect

[6Foot2]

Back on with the punny stuff, some punny business names:

 

 

[6Foot2]

Meanwhile at The Oscars:

 

Link: https://twitter.com/DPD_/status/836019152460656641/photo/1 [Twitter Picture]

 

Nicole, kid, man

 

[6Foot2]

Cat charity shop sells electrician's £200 tools for £1 - BBC NewsElectrician fixing a faulty light in a charity shop. Nips out to his van for a minute. Charity shop sells his £200+ tools for £1.

 

Watt! I'm shocked. There should be a charge for that.

[sparkeh]

Watt! I'm shocked. There should be a charge for that.

Must have been a wrench when he realised.

[mikeprice]

lucky for the custoer who saw it

 

mine you - clearly the shop's volt - they should have some resistance to selling tools for only £1

[6Foot2]

Gardening centre pun:

 

[6Foot2]

Link: https://twitter.com/cheryllynn1020 [Twitter Picture]

 

 

[sparkeh]

Gardening centre pun:

 

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I dropped a flowerpot on myself the other day and soiled myself.

[webman]

I wanted a space-themed garden so I laid some astroturf.

[sted]

I wanted a space-themed garden so I laid some astroturf.

but the costs were astronomical

[sparkeh]

I wanted a space-themed garden so I laid some astroturf.

I just grew some Rocket

[Garacesh]

I wanted a space-themed garden so I laid some astroturf.

 

I just grew some Rocket

 

Did you guys do this on a whim, or did you planet?

[unixman_again]

I planted a coconaut palm.

[sted]

I planted a coconaut palm.

sure it wasnt a face palm?

 

[6Foot2]

 

Image caption:

 

♫ When the spacing is tight / And the difference is slight / That's a moiré ♫

 

Link: Color Pattern [XKCD]

[sparkeh]

 

Image caption:

 

 

 

Link: Color Pattern [XKCD]

I find that deguassting.

[korifugi]

Where do Mythical Creatures go on holiday?

 

 

Centaur Parcs.

[simonw]

Where do Mythical Creatures go on holiday?

 

 

Centaur Parcs.

Thinking of a small excursion..

 

a Minor tour

[korifugi]

Thinking of a small excursion..

 

a Minor tour

 

I think I've been on one of those - they Roc