The Punny Thread

[korifugi]

Oh dear - eyedrop in here to see what's going on and eye see vision puns.

 

It'd be rather shortsighted of me to say I didn't expect it.

[DalekSec]

Some of these puns are terrible, you should see yourself out!

[sparkeh]

You guys need a good lashing.

[mikeprice]

Just be careful what you do in front of pupils

 

especially that really sensitive girl in year 4 - I think she is called Iris

[simonw]

You'll give the poor girl

a stigma tis mmm, that's cruel

[DJ-1701]

Eye see what you did there...

[6Foot2]

It's the Oxford - Cambridge boat race today.

 

Is anyone going to have a punt?

 

[DalekSec]

It's the Oxford - Cambridge boat race today.

 

Is anyone going to have a punt?

 

 

Whatever floats your boat

[6Foot2]

Whatever floats your boat

Ooh! Crabby! (Like Oxford women's boat at the start today)

 

[elsiegee40]

Ooh! Crabby! (Like Oxford women's boat at the start today)

 

 

What's ginger beer got to do with it?

[dcwhitworth]

Whatever floats your boat

 

I'd stick my oar in but it will probably only start a row

[mikeprice]

I think I will just bow out of this one in case the mods get stern

[6Foot2]

I think I will just bow out of this one in case the mods get stern

Extra-oar-dinary! It's crew-cial that we get along, after all, we are all in the same boat.

[dcwhitworth]

I think I will just bow out of this one in case the mods get stern

 

I suppose you could take that tack.

 

Personally I'm worried about the race being rigged

[sparkeh]

I'm very prowd of you guys. Ahull loads of good puns there, delivered quick and without belay. No bilge.

[mikeprice]

I'm very prowd of you guys. Ahull loads of good puns there, delivered quick and without belay. No bilge.

 

sorry to twart you but that is bearing away from the rules a bit even for this thread!

 

I wouldn't be surprised if the mods give you a tug - or even set you adrift

[6Foot2]

Stock photo:

 

Link: https://twitter.com/dysondoc/status/851010662130176000/photo/1 [Twitter Picture]

 

[webman]

You certainly knorr what makes us laugh.

[6Foot2]

You certainly knorr what makes us laugh.

Well, that's gravy!

[DalekSec]

I used to work in B&Q, one day a guy came in shouting and swearing about a giant hole in his wall. Needless to say.... i showed him the door!

[6Foot2]

Link: I don't know how she finds time for airport security [imgUR]

 

[6Foot2]

 

Hmm. Palletable, I suppose.

[simonw]

What a crate idea!

[DalekSec]

I wonder how long it took to create

[mikeprice]

I bet there was someone saying it wood-n't work

 

mind you getting the top the right size may have been a pane