The Punny Thread

[korifugi]

On the subject of clowns - cannibals hate them.

 

They taste funny.

[mikeprice]

One late wintry storm in Boston the circus couldn't make it up Beacon Hill.

First they thought the clowns with their big feet might have better traction,

but all was in vain until a light sprinkling of gravel was applied. That's

right, it was time to sand in the Clowns!

[6Foot2]

On auntie this morning:

 

[ATTACH=CONFIG]38614[/ATTACH]

 

Link

 

I suspect the driver is feeling a little fusilli

 

Ahem! There's a thread for puns and this isn't it.

 

Posting here so that the long string of puns might continue without getting members in more hot water.

 

[mikeprice]

Posting here so that the long string of puns might continue without getting members in more hot water.

 

 

If this topic gets into Hot Water we will be totally cooked

 

Damn - just thought - I should have posted this under a new userid of Al Dente

[sparkeh]

Al Dente

His posts would have a bit more bite.

[korifugi]

Al Dente

 

His posts would have a bit more bite.

 

And would possibly impart a certain amount of wisdom.

[computer_expert]

I hope this building has good network connectivity

 

[ATTACH=CONFIG]38714[/ATTACH]

[jdoyle]

I hope this building has good network connectivity

 

[ATTACH=CONFIG]38714[/ATTACH]

 

RJ45 ::1 post code.

 

I hear there are some good musicians living there - The Broad Band, The Unshielded and The Twisted Pair.

[computer_expert]

You can probably find 5 or 6 cats there too

[Andrew_C]

I suspect that the architect sent the wrong drawing to the builder.

 

Oops - am I going to be told off for the lack of pun?

Edited September 19, 2016 by Andrew_C

[6Foot2]

I hope this building has good network connectivity

 

[ATTACH=CONFIG]38714[/ATTACH]

 

Is the said network Windows based?

[jdoyle]

Is the said network Windows based?

 

possibly a Time share(point)

[korifugi]

The repair bill must be terrible - they're always patching the building up.

[sparkeh]

I grow baud of this thread.

[mikeprice]

Still if a woman gets lost in the building it will be easy to router back to the right place

[korifugi]

Still if a woman gets lost in the building it will be easy to router back to the right place

 

This woman - would she be considered withered and witch*like, a Krone perhaps?

 

 

 

*not our Witch I'd like to add - she's great.......ribbit

[mikeprice]

This woman - would she be considered withered and witch*like, a Krone perhaps?

 

So - just to be clear - are you or are you not saying the OUR @witch is all withered and crone like??

[witch]

Hellooooo? Did someone call?

 

Trust me, at the moment I am definitely feeling withered and crone-like. But it is nice to be described as "our witch"

[dcwhitworth]

This woman - would she be considered withered and witch*like, a Krone perhaps?

 

 

 

*not our Witch I'd like to add - she's great.......ribbit

 

Now you're just being a tool.

[korifugi]

So - just to be clear - are you or are you not saying the OUR @witch is all withered and crone like??

 

Definitely not - Our Witch is neither withered nor crone like, I've met her and she's a lovely, short, red-headed person.

[witch]

Definitely not - Our Witch is neither withered nor crone like, I've met her and she's a lovely, short, red-headed person.

 

Short??? I'm 5ft 7! Not short... But thanks for the "lovely"

 

..annnddd back to topic

[sparkeh]

Short??? I'm 5ft 7! Not short... But thanks for the "lovely"

 

..annnddd back to topic

Yes it was getting a bit nutty wasn't it

[6Foot2]

I hope this building has good network connectivity

 

[ATTACH=CONFIG]38714[/ATTACH]

 

Link: Kyoto, Japan [Google Street View]

[Andrew_C]

How long did you spend trawling street view to find that?

[DJ-1701]

How long did you spend trawling street view to find that?

 

I don't think it took long... see those trees in the picture there... he did a tracert...