The Punny Thread

[DJ-1701]

Si

It is

 

Silicon to you too.

 

Reminds me of a story...

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'll have some H2O." The second says, "I'll have a glass of water too. Why did you say H2O? It's the end of the day and there's no need to talk about work." The first scientist stares at his drink, angry that his assassination plan has failed.

[Garacesh]

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'll have some H2O." The second says, "I'll have a glass of water too. Why did you say H2O? It's the end of the day and there's no need to talk about work." The first scientist stares at his drink, angry that his assassination plan has failed.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first says "I'll have some H20." The second says "I'll have some H2O, too." The bartender serves them both water as no establishment would ever had hydrogen peroxide on tap.

[korifugi]

I think we should take all these science puns and Barium

[DJ-1701]

I think we should take all these science puns and Barium

 

*Groan* That isojoke is so old it's already decayed...

[korifugi]

*Groan* That isojoke is so old it's already decayed...

 

Nah - I think it's still got Half Life

[6Foot2]

Nah - I think it's still got Half Life

 

Did you know that a radioactive cat has 18 Half Lives?

 

[DJ-1701]

Did you know that a radioactive cat has 18 Half Lives?

 

 

Would that be a cat and nine tales?

[korifugi]

Did you know that a radioactive cat has 18 Half Lives?

 

 

Would that be a cat and nine tales?

 

Well - with all those, you'd need to keep them all in a box. Not too sure the cat'd survive though.

[DJ-1701]

Well - with all those, you'd need to keep them all in a box. Not too sure the cat'd survive though.

 

All I can say is...

[korifugi]

All I can say is...

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I have one of these:

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[6Foot2]

Nah - I think it's still got Half Life

 

[DJ-1701]

http://skoj.se/uploads/logo/o_1a1bmclmj8728sqs9n1vuq1s9u1i.jpg

 

Has anyone seen this post from @DaveP?

Funny, but I have a feeling I've herbed this one before...

[6Foot2]

Has anyone seen this post from @DaveP?

Funny, but I have a feeling I've herbed this one before...

 

Cayenne believe it: I posted that in the wrong thread!

 

[6Foot2]

Edited June 29, 2016 by 6Foot2
Remove large image that did not post.

[DJ-1701]

Deer oh deer.

[mikeprice]

Probably got stuck in the rain, dear

 

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Maybe things are bad - his business is going through a fallow patch

 

and he saw Red

[witch]

Maybe he will Sika new life

[6Foot2]

Maybe he will Sika new life

 

Ooh! Well spotted.

[mikeprice]

Maybe he should ring hius girlfriend and suggest they antelope

 

 

and stop fawning all over her

[sparkeh]

I think its telling us Buck off.

[witch]

I'm Staggered Edited June 30, 2016 by witch

[elsiegee40]

I struggled with a Fallow up to those posts

[jdoyle]

Looking for Joe Hart

[6Foot2]

Aww. They're fawned of each other.

 

http://cdn.attackofthecute.com/October-11-2011-17-46-01-miqnC.jpeg

 

[mikeprice]

Is it just me or does the one on top look Evil

 

possibly an evil Vampire fawn about to rip into the other arteries and drain all the blood

 

or is that just me

 

#worried