The Punny Thread

[jdoyle]

If you are not quick, reader will be gone in a flash of fireworks

 

We may be left to Muse about the After Effects

[DJ-1701]

After painting my purplish-red door to a darker colour, this time traveller has changed his mind... yes, I've gone Black to the Fuchsia. Edited August 15, 2016 by DJ-1701

[6Foot2]

After my purplish-red door to a darker colour, this time traveller has changed his mind... yes, I've gone Black to the Fuchsia.

 

Off topic: Is that a reference to Google's new operating system:

 

Link: http://www.edugeek.net/forums/news/173603-fuchsia-new-operating-system-under-development-google.html#post1489136

 

Posted about earlier today or just an odd co-incidence?

[DJ-1701]

Off topic: Is that a reference to Google's new operating system:

 

Link: http://www.edugeek.net/forums/news/173603-fuchsia-new-operating-system-under-development-google.html#post1489136

 

Posted about earlier today or just an odd co-incidence?

 

It may have had some influence on the pun...

[6Foot2]

Every sailor's worst nightmare. A leek in the engine room:

 

 

Link:

 

[dcwhitworth]

Every sailor's worst nightmare. A leek in the engine room:

 

 

They've got some serious bike balancing skills.

[6Foot2]

Metal Detector:

 

 

[sparkeh]

This van was parked outside the school today.

 

[jinnantonnixx]

This van was parked outside the school today.

 

 

Ideal for unKempt cars.

[mikeprice]

I wonder if they have a jet wash with 2 buttons

 

on and

I don't need this pressure on

[jdoyle]

when the water tank nears empty presumably the indicator will start belting out "Under Pressure" by Queen as the operator takes a little Bowie.

[elsiegee40]

Took this in town yesterday. I didn't get a shot of the back which said "For Surfaces Rendered"

 

As confirmed by their website

[jdoyle]

Took this in town yesterday. I didn't get a shot of the back which said "For Surfaces Rendered"

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As confirmed by their website

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how many of us will skim over their website now...?

[Garacesh]

Having to download a tonne of resources from some Google Drive or other. Capital Punishment files are all labelled 'cap_pun FileDescription'.

 

I'll take my hat off to them, they're organised..

[6Foot2]

Punny maths:

 

[sparkeh]

Punny maths:

 

 

Hmm I can see a mistake, it should be T(ewe)=

[6Foot2]

Hmm I can see a mistake, it should be T(ewe)=

 

Baariliant! I guess I was a sheep at the wheel to have missed that one. Maybe I should go back to eweniversity? Then again, perhaps not: That might make me a mutton for punishment.

 

[mikeprice]

I'm not sure - it all seems a bit wolly to me

 

Still must get on - chop chop

[6Foot2]

I'm not sure - it all seems a bit wolly to me...

 

Small typo: wolly -> wooly.

 

[mikeprice]

Small typo: wolly -> wooly.

 

 

it wasn't a typing mistake - must be a faulty keyboard:rolleyes:

[dcwhitworth]

Small typo: wolly -> wooly.

 

 

Sure it's not wolly -> wally ?

[6Foot2]

What's this?

 

http://diamonds4royalty.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/daily-wtf-014-01242015.jpg

 

Nintendo Oui

 

[elsiegee40]

If attacked by clowns....

[6Foot2]

If attacked by clowns....

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Posted a while ago:

 

Link: http://www.edugeek.net/forums/jokes-interweb-things/97470-thursday-morning-humour-what-do-you-do-if-you-attacked-gang-clowns.html

 

[jdoyle]

Petula Clark made

sound appealing. She knew it was a great place to go where the clownlike outfits were

.

 

 

As Mary used to say, those were the days....