The Punny Thread

[Garacesh]

Currently, these puns are getting pretty annoying. And I don't like feeling angry. It's too negative an emocean.

[korifugi]

I don't sea the problem - or is it that some flounder a bit with the current subject?

[6Foot2]

...or is it that some flounder a bit with the current subject?

 

This flounder got bit(ten) before being caught and thrown back:

 

http://cdn20.patchcdn.com/users/22870800/20160923/040836/styles/T600x450/public/article_images/fluke-1474660678-6614.jpg

 

Link: You've Got to See What He Caught in Raritan Bay - Woodbridge, NJ Patch

[sparkeh]

I have a feeling there'll now be a wave of water based puns

You seam pretty shore of that.

[korifugi]

This flounder got bit(ten) before being caught and thrown back:

 

http://cdn20.patchcdn.com/users/22870800/20160923/040836/styles/T600x450/public/article_images/fluke-1474660678-6614.jpg

 

Link: You've Got to See What He Caught in Raritan Bay - Woodbridge, NJ Patch

 

...or is that the new iFish? (just needs to be turned on it's side)

[Tesla]

Right, so, I know someone wanting to start an IT business.

 

His name's Reece....I've just come up with a name for it..........Reece's PCs!

 

AmIRight?

 

 

...sorry!

[sparkeh]

AmIRight?

"You're not wrong!"

[korifugi]

Right, so, I know someone wanting to start an IT business.

 

His name's Reece....I've just come up with a name for it..........Reece's PCs!

 

AmIRight?

 

 

...sorry!

 

Even better are the low prices - they're practically peanuts.

[Tesla]

Right, so, I know someone wanting to start an IT business.

 

His name's Reece....I've just come up with a name for it..........Reece's PCs!

 

AmIRight?

 

 

...sorry!

 

Further to this if anyone wants to mock up a logo for this (with some form of the reeses logo) with their infinitely better fotoshop skillz, feel free to indulge me, i'll be eternally grateful.

[DJ-1701]

So my local wool shop is having a socktober.

Www.avicraftwool.co.uk

 

Sue the socks of 'em!

 

 

What's next... Wovember?

[DJ-1701]

Sir Cumfrance - Builder of King Arthur's legendary round table.

[dcwhitworth]

Sir Cumfrance - Builder of King Arthur's legendary round table.

 

You state that with Sir Tanty

[elsiegee40]

Sir Passes was the better knight

[jdoyle]

Sir Plus was one knight too many

[dcwhitworth]

You state that with Sir Tanty

 

Mind you this was long ago, he's now a Dead Sir Tanty

[dcwhitworth]

Sir Passes was the better knight

 

He certainly had a better attitude than Sir Lee

[elsiegee40]

Sir Face worked for Microsoft

[dcwhitworth]

Sir Face worked for Microsoft

 

He was a pro

[6Foot2]

Sir Taxes must be the least popular.

[elsiegee40]

You need Sir Vey for gathering information.

[elsiegee40]

Sir Taxes must be the least popular.

 

Sir Charge isn't much better

[elsiegee40]

Sir Biton is in London - quite posh

[Garacesh]

Sir Biton is in London - quite posh

 

I hope he's not going out for a meal with Sir Loin.. He's a real fussy bugger.

[dcwhitworth]

Sir Biton is in London - quite posh

 

They all are from down south, especially Sir Rey and Sir Sex

 

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Sir Biton is in London - quite posh

 

Isn't he related to a French guy Sir Bourbon

[6Foot2]

I hope he's not going out for a meal with Sir Loin.. He's a real fussy bugger.

 

Nor Sir Round. He is sensitive about his weight/diet.