The Punny Thread

[jdoyle]

won't be any need to bump this thread

[DJ-1701]

A friend of mine wanted to pinch the last Cadbury's chocolate biscuit I had... so I gave him the finger....

[mikeprice]

A friend of mine wanted to pinch the last Cadbury's chocolate biscuit I had... so I gave him the finger....

Any more like that and I'll set my Yorkie on you

[computer_expert]

Any more like that and I'll set my Yorkie on you

 

One can only Dream of more puns...

[mikeprice]

One can only Dream of more puns...

 

careful you don't Milk it

[witch]

That was so funny I Snickered

[computer_expert]

That was so funny I Snickered

 

Oh fudge, I was going to say that

[mikeprice]

That was so funny I Snickered

 

I enjoyed that one so much I did a little Twirl

 

but I didn't shout about it - I kept it to a Wispa

[mikeprice]

I think we are running out now

 

any more are going to get a bit Flakey

[mikeprice]

Maybe that's enough - I better just Button it

[DJ-1701]

Maybe that's enough - I better just Button it

 

Thank goodness, my hair's gone curly whirly... I guess that's my just desserts.

[jdoyle]

In a Galaxy far far away, there's a Mars like planet in what looks like the Milky Way. Here the Smartie people take some Time Out, pull up stool and have a drink at the Star Bar and Revel in the music etc performed by a local singing Duet - Cara Mel and the Cara Mac

 

oh dear, I'm going off Topic.

[DJ-1701]

In a Galaxy far far away, there's a Mars like planet in what looks like the Milky Way. Here the Smartie people take some Time Out, pull up stool and have a drink at the Star Bar and Revel in the music etc performed by a local singing Duet - Cara Mel and the Cara Mac

 

oh dear, I'm going off Topic.

 

Quiet you, before I put a Bounty on your head.

[witch]

You're Lion.....all of you

[mikeprice]

Adding anything to this has been no Picnic

 

But I managed to Fudge it

[mikeprice]

Right - didn't sleep well last night so going to bed now

 

Better take a Time Out

[Garacesh]

A clown held the door open for me earlier.. I thought that was quite a nice jester.

[DJ-1701]

A clown held the door open for me earlier.. I thought that was quite a nice jester.

 

Be careful, they're always involved in funny business...

[dcwhitworth]

Be careful, they're always involved in funny business...

 

And they're inclined to makeup things.

[computer_expert]

Right - didn't sleep well last night so going to bed now

 

Better take a Time Out

 

If it's After Eight you should get a good nights sleep

[6Foot2]

If it's After Eight you should get a good nights sleep

 

Oh I like that one! It's mint!

[6Foot2]

New York subways stop. With a twist...

 

 

Link: https://twitter.com/Pundamentalism/status/763747451677372416/photo/1

[6Foot2]

Seems like a good time to post this:

 

 

Link: https://twitter.com/marcioapviana/status/763436871728898048

 

[jdoyle]

hands up if you want Adobe Extension Manager

[computer_expert]

If you are not quick, reader will be gone in a flash of fireworks Edited August 11, 2016 by computer_expert