The Punny Thread

[DJ-1701]

I wanted to make a Burrito once, just like one in a fantastic little shop I know. I asked what ingredients they use, unfortunately I was just told the ingredients were... under wraps.

[Garacesh]

I wanted to make a Burrito once, just like one in a fantastic little shop I know. I asked what ingredients they use, unfortunately I was just told the ingredients were... under wraps.

 

Instant CSI : Yeaaaaaaaa!

[6Foot2]

Instant CSI : Yeaaaaaaaa!

 

Link: Instant Rimshot

[korifugi]

I wanted to make a Burrito once, just like one in a fantastic little shop I know. I asked what ingredients they use, unfortunately I was just told the ingredients were... under wraps.

 

Well everything was theirs - you can hardly be allowed to make one when it's nacho ingredients. I'd tell you to taco hike as well.

[DJ-1701]

Introducing the Owl Hotline... call us now on 2-8-2-8-2-0...

[sparkeh]

Introducing the Owl Hotline... call us now on 2-8-2-8-2-0...

Sounds like a hoot!

[6Foot2]

Why is this owl silent?

 

http://img0.liveinternet.ru/images/attach/c/1//55/70/55070845_5.jpg

 

Too wet to hoo.

 

Edited May 19, 2016 by 6Foot2
Correct a typo.

[DJ-1701]

Why is this owl silent?

 

http://img0.liveinternet.ru/images/attach/c/1//55/70/55070845_5.jpg

 

Too wet to hoo.

 

 

Very good, you should be on Twitter...

[Boredguy]

Your being to chirpy, go home

[sparkeh]

Why is this owl silent?

 

http://img0.liveinternet.ru/images/attach/c/1//55/70/55070845_5.jpg

 

Too wet to hoo.

 

You are a talonted joke teller.

[6Foot2]

Link: Instant Rimshot

 

 

[korifugi]

Your being to chirpy, go home

 

I was thinking of looking for a pun to add in here - but I thought I'd just wing it.

Edited May 20, 2016 by korifugi

[jdoyle]

my son was annoying me with bird puns yesterday. It wasn't very emusing but I thought toucan play at that lark.

[jdoyle]

Why is this owl silent?

 

http://img0.liveinternet.ru/images/attach/c/1//55/70/55070845_5.jpg

 

 

can't find his Dove shampoo.

[sparkeh]

You're being too chirpy, go home

Don't want to grouse, and I hope I'm not speaking our of tern, but I soarer mistake with your grammar and I just couldn't swallow it.

 

I hope that you don't find any errors in my text as Toucan play at that game and that would give you a lot to crow about.

Its happened before so I have to check closely and as they say, "once bittern, twice shy".

[korifugi]

Don't want to grouse, and I hope I'm not speaking our of tern, but I soarer mistake with your grammar and I just couldn't swallow it.

 

I hope that you don't find any errors in my text as Toucan play at that game and that would give you a lot to crow about.

Its happened before so I have to check closely and as they say, "once bittern, twice shy".

 

Not to be robin you of any glory here, but I thought you would have been more swift to point out the boobie

[sparkeh]

Not to be robin you of any glory here, but I thought you would have been more swift to point out the boobie

I egret nothing!

[Garacesh]

This thread is getting harder and harder to swallow every post. I'm sure you're all just robin puns from Google now, and if you say you're aren't I'll think you a lyre. From heron out, I vote we all trogon and wrender this thread obsolete.

[DJ-1701]

This thread is getting harder and harder to swallow every post. I'm sure you're all just robin puns from Google now, and if you say you're aren't I'll think you a lyre. From heron out, I vote we all trogon and wrender this thread obsolete.

 

So... you're not a fan of this parroting on?

[unixman_again]

I know it's a bit hard to swallow, but I'm too chicken to play this game. Am I being gullible or hawkward?

[Boredguy]

I think we should make a swift exit from this thread for the weekend.

[6Foot2]

http://s2.b3ta.com/host/creative/65077/1463742182/SkullCrossBones.gif

 

Skull and cross Bones.

 

[sparkeh]

http://s2.b3ta.com/host/creative/65077/1463742182/SkullCrossBones.gif

 

Skull and cross Bones.

 

You pirated that image.

[korifugi]

Damnit, Jim DaveP - this is a tech forum, not a comedy club.

[Xellpnz]

You pirated that image.

 

But the question is, if i download a film in Barbados...... am i a pirate of the Caribbean?