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6Foot2

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I was asking myself... why is Peter Pan always flying?

The answer of course is quite obvious... he... Neverlands...

 

Speaking of that Peter will never win a fight because his punches never land either.

 

:getmecoat:

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DJ-1701

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Speaking of that Peter will never win a fight because his punches never land either.

 

:getmecoat:

 

Peter Pan puns are great, just like him, they never grow old. ;)

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DJ-1701

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I prefer to build my own PCs, but this time I went with a ready maid PC... ;)

 

http://www.psdeluxe.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/creative_pc/pc_design_the_maid_pc.jpg

sparkeh

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I tried the new U2 Sat Nav.

 

Don't buy it. The streets have no names and I still haven't found what I'm looking for.

 

:getmecoat:

U2 asked me to help publicise them for free, but I don't do pro bono work.

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korifugi

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I tried the new U2 Sat Nav.

 

Don't buy it. The streets have no names and I still haven't found what I'm looking for.

 

:getmecoat:

 

The surrounding landscape fusses with them - try Elevation

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mikeprice

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I tried the new U2 Sat Nav.

 

Don't buy it. The streets have no names and I still haven't found what I'm looking for.

 

:getmecoat:

 

I tried that - set off on Thursday and didn't get there until Sunday Bloody Sunday

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DJ-1701

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I attached all my watches together to make a belt... it was a waist of time...

 

How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh? Ten-tickles.

 

I'm not a fan of Russian dolls... I find they are usually full of themselves...

 

You know what... whiteboards are remarkable!

6Foot2

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This bloke said to me: ‘I’m going to attack you with the neck of a guitar.’

 

I said: ‘Is that a fret?’

 

Tim Vine.

6Foot2

6Foot2

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I otter get that, but I don't...

 

By way of clarification (can't tell if the above comment is in jest or in earnest. Sorry if it is in jest)

 

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DJ-1701

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By way of clarification (can't tell if the above comment is in jest or in earnest. Sorry if it is in jest)

 

No, no, even though I used a pun I didn't get it. Thanks for the clarification... Hello from the Otter Slide. XD

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Did you know there is a GCSE Honey Farming course? I got a B in it... ;)

 

I did GCSE Astronomy. Got A*.

 

Obviously, could only study at night and on Sundays.

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elsiegee40

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Why did Harry Potter have difficulty telling the difference between his cooking pot & best friend?

 

 

They're both cauldron.

 

So bad it needs to be in the Dad Jokes thread I think!

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