The Punny Thread

[jdoyle]

I keep my batteries safe in a Vault

[Garacesh]

These battery puns are currently just awful. Can we all take some time off to recharge?

[DJ-1701]

These battery puns are currently just awful...

 

I would go so far to say they are shocking.

[jdoyle]

These battery puns are currently just awful. Can we all take some time off to recharge?

 

with this sort of thread you have to take the UPS and the downs.

[unixman_again]

They are a bit terminal.

[mikeprice]

I think these puns are wonderful - they certainly have my Volt

[sparkeh]

I think these puns are wonderful - they certainly have my Volt

That's so bad it hertz

[Garacesh]

Some of them have potential, but they're poles apart from the legendary cow puns thread

[DJ-1701]

I think these puns are wonderful - they certainly have my Volt

 

Are we putting it down to a pole vault now then?

[DJ-1701]

Btw, if anyone wants some batteries I have loads. They are all... free of charge...

[sparkeh]

Btw, if anyone wants some batteries I have loads. They are all... free of charge...

Watt a terrible pun, wire we carrying on like this?

[DJ-1701]

Watt a terrible pun, wire we carrying on like this?

 

You are a bright spark. After reading this thread I am insulated from shocking puns now.

[6Foot2]

...After reading this thread I am insulated from shocking puns now.

 

Not me, my head Hertz.

[korifugi]

If they keep going on at this frequency - I'm going ohm.

[jdoyle]

Not me, my head Hertz.

 

my head frequently Hertz when I cycle.

[DJ-1701]

If they keep going on at this frequency - I'm going ohm.

 

Nice of you to provided ohmage to Georg Simon Ohm.

[DJ-1701]

my head frequently Hertz when I cycle.

 

I bet it MegaHertz.

When I go to a Gig-it-hertz.

[6Foot2]

These electrical puns are giving me a buzz!

 

Anode-R!

[korifugi]

Nice of you to provided ohmage to Georg Simon Ohm.

 

I did fear Watt would happen if we didn't

[jdoyle]

some power-ful puns on this thread.

[6Foot2]

some power-ful puns on this thread.

 

They made my (Fara)day.

 

[Garacesh]

They made my (Fara)day.

 

 

Should've gone with "We've made enough puns faraday, I reckon."

[Boredguy]

Should've gone with "We've made enough puns faraday, I reckon."

 

That was an alternative current to his thought patterns

[6Foot2]

Should've gone with "We've made enough puns faraday, I reckon."

 

That's a bit negative, perhaps I should have put an 'alternate-ending' on my reply. I will conduct myself out for now and switch to another thread.

[DJ-1701]

...I will conduct myself...

 

Bus? Or Last night of the Proms?