The Punny Thread

[jdoyle]

Why did Harry Potter have difficulty telling the difference between his cooking pot & best friend?

 

 

They're both cauldron.

 

Harry Potty?

[korifugi]

Harry Potty?

 

...and the ChamberPot of Secrets?

[DJ-1701]

Now, who's daft idea was it go around and plaice fish in everyone's letterboxes?

 

I don't wont to be the one Carpin' on about it but this is not the plaice for fish puns....

 

If we are not careful this will be weighed onn the Scales of justice and a moderator will tell us to Finish it

 

You mean that they will put us in our plaice.

 

Sorry to chip in, but I thought I would sea if we could swim this over to the punny thread before it's too late. I don't want anyone to Bass in my glory, and I am not fishing for compliments, just don't want anyone to be fried and battered.

[DJ-1701]

Sorry to chip in, but I thought I would sea if we could swim this over to the punny thread before it's too late. I don't want anyone to Bass in my glory, and I am not fishing for compliments, just don't want anyone to be fried and battered.

 

Typical, seems as though after posting that, the codswallop has stopped. Oh well, plenty more fish in the sea.

[sparkeh]

Typical, seems as though after posting that, the codswallop has stopped. Oh well, plenty more fish in the sea.

Guess it was a red herring.

[6Foot2]

Guess it was a red herring.

 

No trout about it.

 

[mikeprice]

Still - a good laugh is good for the soul

 

it can affect you from your head to your eels

 

Thanks be to Cod

[36Degrees]

I wonder how long it will be before the fish puns start to flounder?

[6Foot2]

We can post more fish puns here. Let's not be koi. I am sure that we can come up with more. Just mullet over...

[mikeprice]

Sorry - can you say that again - I'm a bit hard of herring

[Boredguy]

It's good to see you all having a whale of a time.

[mikeprice]

It's nice to have a porpoise in life

[sparkeh]

This is fun and relieves a bit of Tenchion

[sparkeh]

Come to think of it, we are all talking pollocks.

[36Degrees]

I'll just perch here and watch for a while...

[korifugi]

I wonder how long it will be before the fish puns start to flounder?

 

Well most people on here are sat in a similar fashion to minnow - in a school so it might take a while before the puns start to get a bit orca-ward

[Garacesh]

I seahorsing around is still a common past-time for you lot. Get back to work! Before I give you a good lashing with my wit and sharkasm.

[jdoyle]

was wondering weather I should mention Michael Fish (or knot)

[Xellpnz]

These fish puns are Kraken me up

[DJ-1701]

was wondering weather I should mention Michael Fish (or knot)

 

Now you are just blowing it out of proportion (of chips).

[Xellpnz]

Now you are just blowing it out of proportion (of chips).

 

Not bad, cod do batter

[Duranis]

I feel this whole pun thread is a bit fishy and is just people angling for thank posts.

 

I suppose it stops people being shellfish and derailing other threads though.

[DJ-1701]

I feel this whole pun thread is a bit fishy and is just people angling for tank posts.

 

I suppose it stops people being shellfish and derailing other threads though.

 

FTFY

[Xellpnz]

I feel this whole pun thread is a bit fishy and is just people angling for thank posts.

 

I suppose it stops people being shellfish and derailing other threads though.

 

Have you got another fish pun? or do you need more time to "mullet" over

[korifugi]

Have you got another fish pun? or do you need more time to "mullet" over

 

I'm sure people still have more - I'll just bet they're being Koi