The Punny Thread

[6Foot2]

...Vampire fawn...

 

 

Chinese Water Deer

[sparkeh]

 

Chinese Water Deer

Fangs for that.

[witch]

Scary, and that's the tooth

[DJ-1701]

I was asked if I could stop singing that wonderful Oasis's song 'Wonderwall' today... ♫I said maybe...♫

[6Foot2]

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/gnome_ann.png

 

Image caption: President Andrew Johnson once said, "If I am to be shot at, I want Gnome Ann to be in the way of the bullet."

 

Link: xkcd: Gnome Ann

[6Foot2]

http://uploads.neatorama.com/images/posts/479/91/91479/1468268474-0.jpg

 

Melon Collie

 

[6Foot2]

[DJ-1701]

So... when Thatcher ruled we had Thatcherism... does that mean now we have Mayhem?

[computer_expert]

So... when Thatcher ruled we had Thatcherism... does that mean now we have Mayhem?

 

Well, we do have Hammond and May so far. Add Clarkson into the mix and it certainly would be mayhem!

Edited July 14, 2016 by computer_expert

[sparkeh]

So... when Thatcher ruled we had Thatcherism... does that mean now we have Mayhem?

Well Thatcher was the "Iron Lady" so will May be the "Iron Mayden"?

[6Foot2]

Link: Sian's Done It Again!... - Dave Berry, George & Lilah - Shows & Presenters - Radio - Capital FM

 

We have to take a Pikachu one more time, Sian Welby, after these 100 PokemonGO puns!

[DJ-1701]

For a cool £24bn to Japanese company Softbank: ARM Holdings in £24bn Japanese takeover deal - BBC News

 

So it appears Softbank are in a deal with acquiring ARM, but did you know they also purchased a toy company recently?

You see, their real objective was to purchase Microsoft, but there was a misunderstanding... they were told it would cost an ARM and a LEGo.

[sted]

how do you get 200 pikachus on a bus?

poke em on

[sparkeh]

So it appears Softbank are in a deal with acquiring ARM, but did you know they also purchased a toy company recently?

You see, their real objective was to purchase Microsoft, but there was a misunderstanding... they were told it would cost an ARM and a LEGo.

 

You took a RISC telling that joke!

[DJ-1701]

Just saw a headline pop up on the BBC News RSS Feed ' US election: Donald Trump promises a 'safer' America - BBC News '

 

What's he planning to do? Leave?

[sted]

Just saw a headline pop up on the BBC News RSS Feed ' US election: Donald Trump promises a 'safer' America - BBC News '

 

What's he planning to do? Leave?

no just in groups kick everyone else out so its just him and his family left

[6Foot2]

Hedge stolen from outside village home (From Hereford Times)

 

Special branch are probably on the case

 

Enough puns

 

Take them elsewhere please

 

The same news item in the Hereford Times gets very punny in the comments section:

 

Link: Hedge stolen from outside village home (From Hereford Times)

[6Foot2]

http://newsrook.com/wp-content/uploads/16-punny-halloween-costumes-that-are-just-too-clever6.jpg

 

French Kiss.

 

[jdoyle]

http://newsrook.com/wp-content/uploads/16-punny-halloween-costumes-that-are-just-too-clever6.jpg

 

French Kiss.

 

 

Not beret funny but a bit of a mixed bag(uette) in the photo. Definitely a glass half empty group.

Edited August 5, 2016 by jdoyle

[DJ-1701]

Why do rogues like leather?... Because, it's made of hide.

[dcwhitworth]

Why do rogues like leather?... Because, it's made of hide.

 

Can't you jacket in now please ?

[DJ-1701]

Can't you jacket in now please ?

 

Wow... don't sugar Coat it.

[Garacesh]

After I got the feel for it, it was surprisingly easy to learn braille.

[6Foot2]

After I got the feel for it, it was surprisingly easy to learn braille.

 

I can't see that, somehow.

 

[Garacesh]

I can't see that, somehow.

 

 

You'd be surprised. Give it a try, it's always handy to know. Like Sign Language..