mikeprice Posted November 7, 2016 Posted November 7, 2016 What a trashy group of posts - I'll just skip along home now 'cos I havn't wheelie bin paying attention - - - Updated - - - in any case the whole thread is littered with rubbish jokes 3
jdoyle Posted November 7, 2016 Posted November 7, 2016 You really shouldn't be trashing other members of the forum. It's bin one of the rules for a long time. far too much talent on here going to waste
korifugi Posted November 9, 2016 Posted November 9, 2016 A dung beetle walked into a bar... "Is anyone using this stool?" He asked. 2
6Foot2 Posted November 9, 2016 Author Posted November 9, 2016 A dung beetle walked into a bar... "Is anyone using this stool?" He asked. Just after that a termite walked in and asked, "Is the bar tender here?" 3
DJ-1701 Posted November 9, 2016 Posted November 9, 2016 A dung beetle walked into a bar... "Is anyone using this stool?" He asked. Just after that a termite walked in and asked, "Is the bar tender here?" I know laughter is the best medicine... but both your prescriptions should come with a side effects list... Common: Groaning.
6Foot2 Posted November 9, 2016 Author Posted November 9, 2016 A dung beetle walked into a bar... "Is anyone using this stool?" He asked. He might want to try a sample first: http://homefixated.flashpointstudio.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/Feature-image-468x250.jpg 3
korifugi Posted November 9, 2016 Posted November 9, 2016 He might want to try a sample first: http://homefixated.flashpointstudio.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/Feature-image-468x250.jpg Looks like the barman hasn't got any door wedges - and is having to keep it ajar with a stool. 2
mikeprice Posted November 14, 2016 Posted November 14, 2016 Why does Santa have 3 gardens?? so he can ho ho ho (sorry - I work in a Primary school - that was from Year 5)
sted Posted November 14, 2016 Posted November 14, 2016 Why does Santa have 3 gardens?? so he can ho ho ho (sorry - I work in a Primary school - that was from Year 5) oh you sleighed me with that one
6Foot2 Posted November 14, 2016 Author Posted November 14, 2016 Santa Claus – now there's a fellow who has charisma. Say what you like, but does have presents!
sparkeh Posted November 14, 2016 Posted November 14, 2016 oh you sleighed me with that one Ok rein it in deer
korifugi Posted November 14, 2016 Posted November 14, 2016 Ok rein it in deer Well - a laugh is good for your elf Well as long as it all stays civil this time - no one needs to be getting their claus out.
mikeprice Posted November 14, 2016 Posted November 14, 2016 there is Snow way it will get uncivil - otherwise mods will appear and Parcel the offenders up and put them on the naughty list
mikeprice Posted November 14, 2016 Posted November 14, 2016 there is Snow way it will get uncivil - otherwise mods will appear and Parcel the offenders up and put them on the naughty list and if anyone getting the spelling wrong - the mods will get them to write the elfabet out 10 times
korifugi Posted November 17, 2016 Posted November 17, 2016 Why did the criminal refuse to sit in the comfy chair? He was resisting a rest! I'll go now 3
jinnantonnixx Posted November 18, 2016 Posted November 18, 2016 The traditional Victorian design of Brighton pier has the usual attractions, and a walk on the pier is a 'must do'. It's a traditional pier, with deck chairs and and slot machines. There is a restaurant on the pier, but I haven't tried that. Overall, 4/5.
dcwhitworth Posted November 22, 2016 Posted November 22, 2016 (edited) Well? Did you like it? I thought it was good, very scientific. Are you hoping to get published ? Edited November 22, 2016 by dcwhitworth 1
korifugi Posted November 23, 2016 Posted November 23, 2016 Following the shock news of the tragic death of a human cannonball - a spokesman for the circus has said it'll be difficult to find another man of his calibre. 3
sparkeh Posted November 23, 2016 Posted November 23, 2016 Following the shock news of the tragic death of a human cannonball - a spokesman for the circus has said it'll be difficult to find another man of his calibre. His funeral will be a blast! 1
mikeprice Posted November 23, 2016 Posted November 23, 2016 Apparently his replacement has had to be fired
dcwhitworth Posted November 23, 2016 Posted November 23, 2016 Apparently his replacement has had to be fired Does that mean they got rid of him, or kept him ??
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