The Punny Thread

[Tesla]

I think this thread is my good old friend Sir Plus to requirements.

[DJ-1701]

I think this thread is my good old friend Sir Plus to requirements.

 

Are you Sir Ten?

 

Wait, no... I am.

[mikeprice]

Are you Sir Ten?

 

Wait, no... I am.

 

but if you're the Doctor

 

then you're Sir Gen

[sonofsanta]

From Twitter:

 

I hope Elon Musk never gets in a scandal, because Elongate would be sure to get really drawn out.

[jdoyle]

I think this thread is my good old friend Sir Plus to requirements.

 

Sir Ficient deems this thread to be under punned.

 

Sir Ly on the other hand is getting grumpy about it.

[mikeprice]

Sir Ficient deems this thread to be under punned.

 

Sir Ly on the other hand is getting grumpy about it.

 

I think we should sound a warning to any strangers who happen upon this thread

 

Sir En has volunteered to do it

[witch]

And Sir Charge will sort out chasing strangers away

[elsiegee40]

Sir Occo suffers badly from wind

[DJ-1701]

Talk about digging a hole for oneself...

[6Foot2]

Talk about digging a hole for oneself...

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Keep it up!

 

[6Foot2]

...Hopefully, any new ones I post will be mint!

 

 

Hey look my next post WAS mint!

 

Keep it up!

 

[DJ-1701]

Address... clothing worn by a house.

[6Foot2]

Sounds to me like your trying to ADD INSULT TO INJURY. (That's a COBOL joke for you young'ens)

 

COBOLERS!

 

[dcwhitworth]

COBOLERS!

 

 

Actually we're a load of old COBOLers

[elsiegee40]

Actually we're a load of old COBOLers

 

PL/1 for me (with DB2 and CICS)

[unixman_again]

PL/1 for me (with DB2 and CICS)

I worked on PL/1 before COBOL - I don't know any PL/1 jokes, but here's some code from one of my fav sites 99 Bottles of Beer | Language PL/I

[DJ-1701]

Dearne Valley Weekender covers a story at their own convenience:

 

 

Link:

 

Do they have anything to go on?

 

 

 

You honestly want to take it there?... Ok...

 

The incident is just potty, the driver must have been feeling pail. At least it shouldn't be a problem as their insurance company is flush with cash, plenty of money to splash out... what's next a golden throne?

Edited October 28, 2016 by DJ-1701

[6Foot2]

... what's next a golden throne?

 

Been done:

 

 

Link:

 

A solid gold toilet was installed at the Guggenheim. It looks best when you're using it.

[6Foot2]

Sian Welby's Halloween weather:

 

[korifugi]

A student on detention said he didn't know how to tidy litter.

 

I told him he'd pick it up as he went.

[jdoyle]

A student on detention said he didn't know how to tidy litter.

 

I told him he'd pick it up as he went.

 

without being rude, that's a rubbish joke :-)

[elsiegee40]

without being rude, that's a rubbish joke :-)

 

You really shouldn't be trashing other members of the forum. It's bin one of the rules for a long time.

[DJ-1701]

Perhaps they were thinking of letting you have a byte of the finished product.

I know I know, off to the puns thread

... doh! I mean, What are they trying prove.

Took a couple of reads but well played sir.

 

Nope, only a nibble

King of puns @mikeprice where are you?

That's the problem with taking a punt that the mods aren't around...

 

Ahem! Puns have their own thread

... you may get punished.

[korifugi]

without being rude, that's a rubbish joke :-)

 

I refuse to take that as positive criticism - you can't just make throw-away comments like that.

[DJ-1701]

I refuse to take that as positive criticism - you can't just make throw-away comments like that.

 

Oh, just can it.