The Punny Thread

[sparkeh]

I burned a Hawaiian pizza last night - I should have put it on aloha temperature.

Dough!

[6Foot2]

My cousin just posted this picture of his son. Look how excited and proud he is of where he put all the carrots. I'm cracking up

 

 

24 carrot kitchen

 

Link: https://twitter.com/madddiiison/status/804894225502388224

 

[Garacesh]

He missed a handle. 3/10. Would not employ.

[DJ-1701]

He missed a handle. 3/10. Would not employ.

 

Argh! That's bugging me... though he most likely ran out of carrots.

[jdoyle]

I burned a Hawaiian pizza last night - I should have put it on aloha temperature.

 

my wife knows about the best settings for pizza - Alaska

[6Foot2]

Argh! That's bugging me... though he most likely ran out of carrots.

 

If it helps:

 

24 carrot kitchen

 

14 carrot kitchen.

 

[korifugi]

my wife knows about the best settings for pizza - Alaska

 

Thanks - I'll buy another from Iceland then.

[6Foot2]

Thanks - I'll buy another from Iceland then.

 

Perhaps not?

 

Link: Iceland v Iceland: retailer to visit Reykjavik to thaw trademark row

 

[dcwhitworth]

I burned a Hawaiian pizza last night - I should have put it on aloha temperature.

 

There's no topping that!

 

That's just cheesy

[jdoyle]

Thanks - I'll buy another from Iceland then.

 

you could cut down the amount of time they've Benin the oven.

 

Cook Islands are another great place to buy pizza etc from

Edited December 7, 2016 by jdoyle

[Garacesh]

Thanks - I'll buy another from Iceland then.

 

Iceland?!

I haaeet Icelaaahnd!

[korifugi]

you could cut down the amount of time they've Benin the oven

 

But it can be hard to think straight when you're Hungary

[sparkeh]

my wife knows about the best settings for pizza - Alaska

Did your wife hand over that information voluntarily or Jamaica?

[jdoyle]

Thanks - I'll buy another from Iceland then.

 

takeaways also an option. Available from ToGo

[Tesla]

From Channel 4's twitter...

 

Happy #NationalChristmasTreeDay! We were going to put it up ourselves, but decided to stand it in the corner like we do most years.

[6Foot2]

[computer_expert]

Deicing a frozen plane...

 

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[jdoyle]

Deicing a frozen plane...

 

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that may bring O Lafs :-)

[Garacesh]

But then the teachers saw there was something a foot!

 

6chars

[DJ-1701]

.....

[korifugi]

Oh great, @DJ-1701 has hit silly seas-on.

[6Foot2]

Christmas shopping deer?

 

http://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cm6wl_hW8AA-w0C.jpg

[Garacesh]

Christmas shopping deer?

 

http://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cm6wl_hW8AA-w0C.jpg

 

I think that's one of those American dollar-stores.. Everything costs a buck!

 

Hang on, that's a female deer.. D'oe!

Edited December 14, 2016 by Garacesh

[mikeprice]

No thanks - just checked the forecast and I think it will rain-deer

[DJ-1701]

I think that's one of those American dollar-stores.. Everything costs a buck!

 

Hang on, that's a female deer.. D'oh!

 

Deer Oh Deer...