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By our librarian, who mistakenly took the wrong toner when I was away...

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Whilst I was away from the school at a job interview, our librarian needed a new toner. She picked out the wrong one, and this is the poem she wrote of the event. :)

 

Best read in a southwest accent.

 

ODE TO TONER

 

My printer needed toner; I knew what I must do,

For Tony was in distant parts to start his life anew.

 

I wandered to the cupboard so I wouldn’t be a bother

But instead of getting Epson, I alighted on a Brother!

 

I took it from its packet and to the library flew,

But though I had the cyan, I still was feeling blue!

 

I realised my error, I had the perfect hue,

But a Brother ain’t an Epson, so what’s a girl to do?

 

I returned it to its wrapper, replaced it on the shelf,

I closed the door behind me and then removed myself.

 

But my conscience kept on pricking me; I knew that I’d been bad,

‘Cos you mess with Tony’s toner and all you’ll feel is sad!

 

And so I keep on ‘cyan’, for how things might have been

If I hadn’t been a plonker, and kept my fingers clean!

 

So please, forgive me Tony, I didn’t mean to do it’

But when it comes to toner..........I think I went and ‘blue’ it!!!!

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