ICTDirect_Dave Posted April 6, 2020 Posted April 6, 2020 STAY INSIDE YOU IDIOT HUMANS - Dalek Sec (Me) Was this you?
DalekSec Posted April 6, 2020 Posted April 6, 2020 Was this you? Lost count of people who've sent this to me! My dream is to one day own a full size Dalek, missus said no... looks like i need a new missus 3
ICTDirect_Dave Posted April 6, 2020 Posted April 6, 2020 Lost count of people who've sent this to me! My dream is to one day own a full size Dalek, missus said no... looks like i need a new missus Since you two don't currently live together, I'd get one now and keep it home. When the two of you finally get a place you can say it was given as a gift and you couldn't really say no... 4
LeMarchand Posted April 6, 2020 Posted April 6, 2020 Since you two don't currently live together, I'd get one now and keep it home. Surely a great Lockdown Project? https://www.projectdalek.co.uk/mainsite/index.php/dalek-plans 1
smurfomatic Posted April 6, 2020 Posted April 6, 2020 My ex-boss (before I worked in education) bought a Dalek, used it in the local carnival. This was very funny as (a) it was a really hot day, (b) he was a big guy - well over 6 foot - and © I didn't like him. He was very hot and annoyed by the end of the parade!
6Foot2 Posted April 6, 2020 Posted April 6, 2020 https://youtu.be/prtby_sHyD8 NOTE: There is a spoiler on the YouTube page. I though the joke was going to be 'I want to break three...' 4
ICTDirect_Dave Posted April 6, 2020 Posted April 6, 2020 Just found this wonderful parody on Linkedin of all places! https://www.linkedin.com/posts/tony-hay-9b653620_my-very-talented-future-daughter-in-law-ugcPost-6652509979154743296-7mgM Enjoy! 1
stevejp Posted April 6, 2020 Posted April 6, 2020 That’s just confirmed every impression I’ve ever had about her - that rare species; a politician who understands ordinary people, and their kids!
6Foot2 Posted April 6, 2020 Posted April 6, 2020 Unrolled thread: Link 1: https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1247083713428631553.html [Thread Reader: Original Tweet Author: Doncaster Council] Link 2: [Doncaster Council Twitter Thread: 15 Tweets] In November 1970, officials in Oregon, USA decided to blow up a rotting whale carcass. The whole thing went horribly wrong. Why do we bring this up? Well, this story can teach us 3 things about #coronavirus 2
6Foot2 Posted April 6, 2020 Posted April 6, 2020 Link: The joyous sight of sheep playing in a deserted childrens' playground that will put a smile on your face [Wales On Line] A herd of sheep [sic] have been caught on camera playing in a deserted children's playground - even pushing each other on a roundabout. The sheep, which belong to Raglan Farm Park, are usually kept away from the children play area but due to the park being closed they have been allowed to roam free. As well as enjoying the roundabout, the sheep were also spotted gathering around the zip-line and the swing set in the park...
mikeprice Posted April 6, 2020 Posted April 6, 2020 Just heard that Boris has been transferred to Intensive Care don't trust the guy but still wish him the best 2
witch Posted April 7, 2020 Posted April 7, 2020 (edited) you just don;t pay for them @mikeprice APOSTROPHE APOSTROPHE APOSTROPHE ARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH That's it - I've had enough! @elsiegee40, what kind of amphibian would you like in your pond? Edited April 7, 2020 by witch 4
Patrick Posted April 7, 2020 Posted April 7, 2020 I think he's been doing a fantastic job in these very troubling times, and i wish him a speedy recovery.
Norphy Posted April 7, 2020 Posted April 7, 2020 you just don;t pay for them @mikeprice APOSTROPHE APOSTROPHE APOSTROPHE ARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH That's it - I've had enough! @elsiegee40, what kind of amphibian would you like in your pond? Can we report people for not closing tags? Save me a nice spot in the pond 4
FishCustard Posted April 7, 2020 Posted April 7, 2020 Agreed. He wouldn't have been my choice for PM but I think he's been doing a distinctly better-than-average job and wish him a speedy recovery.
mikeprice Posted April 7, 2020 Posted April 7, 2020 New story - Clap For Boris I thought this was strange as I thought it was Corona Virus??? and you don't need oxygen for.... Oh - hang on anyway - here's the link https://www.indy100.com/article/boris-johnson-coronavirus-hospital-intensive-care-clap-nhs-9451681 and no semi colons!!! (that I can see)
Arthur Posted April 7, 2020 Posted April 7, 2020 School closures have little impact on spread of coronavirus, study finds School closures are likely to have a relatively small impact on the spread of Covid-19 and should be weighed against their profound economic and social consequences, particularly for the most vulnerable children, according to a UK study. The research, led by University College London (UCL), is the first to look at evidence behind many governments’ decision to shut schools and keep pupils at home. The UCL-led study concludes that the evidence to support the closure of schools to combat Covid-19 is "very weak", and statistics from influenza outbreaks suggest school closures "could have relatively small effects on a virus with Covid-19’s high transmissibility and apparent low clinical effect on schoolchildren". The research team reviewed 16 studies of recent outbreaks of other coronaviruses, including the 2003 Sars epidemic in mainland China, Hong Kong and Singapore, and found that school closures did not help control the epidemic. Robert Dingwall, a professor of sociology at Nottingham Trent University, said the UCL study suggested the public health benefits of school closures were not proportionate to the social and economic costs imposed on children and their families. “It also underlines how the assumptions used in modelling the Covid-19 pandemic may rest on very flimsy foundations in terms of scientific evidence. This work suggests that UK schools could and should begin to reopen as soon as practicable after the initial wave of cases has passed through.” A government spokesperson said: “The decision to close schools was taken in line with scientific advice on how to limit the spread of the coronavirus. We asked most children to stay at home in order to protect the NHS and save lives. “Schools will remain closed until further notice, except for children of critical workers and the children who are most vulnerable. We will reopen schools when the scientific advice indicates it is safe to do so.” ^ What about the effect on school staff and the people they live with?
Andrew_C Posted April 7, 2020 Posted April 7, 2020 Clap for Boris? He's probably already got it... And as for 'He's doing a good job...' ; avoiding amphibionship prevents me. 3
LeMarchand Posted April 7, 2020 Posted April 7, 2020 School closures have little impact on spread of coronavirus, study finds Hang on! On one hand there's talk of stopping the "exercise allowance" as people are spreading the virus, but on the other it's not bad to cram 30 kids and a handful of adults into a room together?
Theblacksheep Posted April 7, 2020 Posted April 7, 2020 He was talking about herd immunity (not possible with a virus with no vaccine and high hospitalisation/death rate), "taking on the chin" (deaths) and shaking hands with every patient in a hospital only weeks ago. I wish him well, but he's done a terrible job of ignoring successful containment strategies.
6Foot2 Posted April 7, 2020 Posted April 7, 2020 (edited) ...he's done a terrible job of ignoring successful containment strategies. He's not alone in that: NOTE: This is NOT a political post, and I am NOT inviting replies about Trump's Coronavirus stance. Edited April 7, 2020 by 6Foot2 Formatting. :(
FishCustard Posted April 7, 2020 Posted April 7, 2020 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwLzAdriec0&feature=youtu.be Video from an NHS doctor (helped by a senior ICU nurse) explaining a breathing technique that can help prevent COVID-19 developing into secondary pneumonia. The bit about laying on your front is interesting, I'm surprised this isn't being recommended more widely (perhaps it is for COVID patients, I don't know any) as it's a well-known technique for hypoxemia (low oxygen saturation). See here for some US doctors thoughts on it. 1
Arthur Posted April 7, 2020 Posted April 7, 2020 On one hand there's talk of stopping the "exercise allowance" as people are spreading the virus, but on the other it's not bad to cram 30 kids and a handful of adults into a room together? The classrooms in my school just aren't big enough to space students 2m apart (like most UK secondary schools I imagine?). I'm not sure how it could work.
mikeprice Posted April 7, 2020 Posted April 7, 2020 Just been to local bike shop - had to queue up outside as he is very busy - people behaving properly - staying far apart but being very British about knowing exactly where they are in the queue Left my bike and went back 45 mins later by which time he could talk for a bit (at a distance) - apparently he hasn't had a day off since this lockdown started - all sorts of people resurrecting old bikes and needing parts or help in getting them on the road He is thinking of closing the shop for a day or so just to get through the backlog! most people just need to get their bike running properly - but he is getting annoyed by a few that just was to tart the bike up - one person just wanted green pedals and a red seat - hardly an essential trip out
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