[joke] The Dad Jokes Thread

[mikeprice]

 

 

took me a while to check that out!!!

[HarryMonkey]

I returned my lizard to the pet shop as it wouldn't stop telling dad jokes.

 

The shopkeeper said "that's not a lizard, it's a stand up chameleon"

[jthompson]

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took me a while to check that out!!!

 

$deity that's good!

[HarryMonkey]

Not necessarily a joke as such but it made me laugh.

 

[Ditto]

Yes, drinking too much! Probably, Carl's Berg

[mikeprice]

I have been trying to send some files to Bugs Bunny with no luck

 

I have tried FTP, email and even via Google Drive

 

none work

 

seems like they have to be sent via WhatsApp Doc

[6Foot2]

A medieval jousting tournament will be held at our local park this weekend.

 

It's for two knights only.

[mikeprice]

After getting lost a few time I responded to an email to help me read maps backwards

 

turns out it was spam

[6Foot2]

Link:

[Picture Post]

 

 

[6Foot2]

She wanted a Transformer costume for Halloween and has a parent who is an electrical engineer.

 

 

[6Foot2]

 

High 5!

[6Foot2]

If you boil a funny bone it becomes a laughing stock.

 

That’s humerus!

[sigma]

What does a Dalek do with an incomplete data set?

 

EXTRPOLATE!

 

Thanks to @SuperLeggera

[korifugi]

What do you call a Werewolf with a Youtube channel?

 

 

 

 

Lycan Subscribe

[jmak]

What do you call someone who doesn't know they're a werewolf?

 

An unaware-wolf

[sigma]

What do you call someone who doesn't know they're a werewolf?

 

An unaware-wolf

 

I used to be a werewolf once, but I'm alright nowoooooooooooooo

[HarryMonkey]

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[6Foot2]

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From that second image, Colin hasn't got a leg to stand on!

[6Foot2]

Link: https://x.com/StephenKing/status/1856364705364807746 [stephen King Text Post]

 

[6Foot2]

Shepherds now use computerized systems to identify their sheep. They check their baa codes.

[GiggleKitteh]

Werewolf in a river - Weirwolf

Lost werewolf - wherewolf?

Meditating werewolf - awarewolf

No longer a werewolf - were-wolf

[HarryMonkey]

Abusive werewolf - swearwolf

[korifugi]

Fashion advisor werewolf: What not to wearwolf

[Ditto]

Tired werewolf - wearywolf

[Jawloms]

Hyperbole is without question, the greatest word in the English language, ever.