6Foot2 Posted December 21, 2018 Author Posted December 21, 2018 I got a lift to the eleventh floor, and as I got out, the operator said "Have a good day, son." "Don't call me son," I said. "You're not my dad." He scratched his head. "No, but I brought you up, didn't I?"
6Foot2 Posted December 26, 2018 Author Posted December 26, 2018 Marvel could put adverts on the Hulk: He is, after all, a giant Banner! 1
Oddbod Posted December 26, 2018 Posted December 26, 2018 Alright, that's enough. There's a thread for this kind of behaviour time to leaf here and take it to the correct place Not the pundemonium thread?! You can hardly hear yourself think for all the jokes being flung about!
korifugi Posted February 14, 2019 Posted February 14, 2019 Why did Pavlov always have great hair? He conditioned it.
6Foot2 Posted March 13, 2019 Author Posted March 13, 2019 Try picking up a tree... After that have you tried dating a tree? Dendrochronology.
korifugi Posted March 13, 2019 Posted March 13, 2019 After that have you tried dating a tree? Dendrochronology. No - I'm not poplar enough.
Garacesh Posted March 13, 2019 Posted March 13, 2019 After that have you tried dating a tree? Dendrochronology. Well we gave it our best shot, but we just didn't work out.. She wasn't very adventurous. Every time I tried to suggest we do something, I was shut down. I guess she was a bit too wooden.
korifugi Posted March 13, 2019 Posted March 13, 2019 Well we gave it our best shot, but we just didn't work out.. She wasn't very adventurous. Every time I tried to suggest we do something, I was shut down. I guess she was a bit too wooden. Are yew sure She was the problem?
Garacesh Posted March 13, 2019 Posted March 13, 2019 (edited) I'm positive. I'm not perfect, I admit, but I willownly admit to my own faults. I should get back into dating.. I suppose I'll spruce up my online profiles.. Edit: Er.. Only just realised this isn't The Punny Thread.. Ooops! Edited March 13, 2019 by Garacesh
6Foot2 Posted March 13, 2019 Author Posted March 13, 2019 Well we gave it our best shot, but we just didn't work out.. She wasn't very adventurous. Every time I tried to suggest we do something, I was shut down. I guess she was a bit too wooden. Perhaps you should have spoken more about your ancestree, or maybe won them over with gallantree? Or perhaps dating online? You know: Where you LOG in...
6Foot2 Posted March 24, 2019 Author Posted March 24, 2019 I was in the queue with Mrs P at the supermarket today. I picked up one of these from the conveyor: I said: How much are these? You never see a price or a barcode...
mikeprice Posted March 31, 2019 Posted March 31, 2019 On a totally different topic - why do women (especially wives/long term partners) roll their eyes so often?? Is it a genetic thing - do same sex couples see the same thing?? Just one of the mysteries of the universe
mikeprice Posted April 17, 2019 Posted April 17, 2019 Just updated my satnav but I'm not sure it is working properly because I have just been going through the safari park and it said 'Bear left' - but it was clearly an elephant 3
DJ-1701 Posted April 20, 2019 Posted April 20, 2019 If you arrange the letters of POSTMEN... they become VERY ANGRY. 2
6Foot2 Posted April 21, 2019 Author Posted April 21, 2019 Just updated my satnav but I'm not sure it is working properly because I have just been going through the safari park and it said 'Bear left' - but it was clearly an elephant Yorkshire Constabulary have had all of their sat navs stolen. A spokesman said that they are searching for Leeds. 2
Popular Post 6Foot2 Posted April 26, 2019 Author Popular Post Posted April 26, 2019 If you see someone doing a crossword, lean over & say “7 Up is Lemonade” 5
6Foot2 Posted May 17, 2019 Author Posted May 17, 2019 Was going to plug my keyboard into the headphone socket of my laptop but was worried I might end up stereotyping. - Mark Haggan
Popular Post 6Foot2 Posted June 11, 2019 Author Popular Post Posted June 11, 2019 Before my surgery, my anaesthetist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle. It was an ether/oar situation. 5
6Foot2 Posted June 14, 2019 Author Posted June 14, 2019 What do you get if you cross a pelican and zebra? Two streets further away. 2
Zourous Posted June 15, 2019 Posted June 15, 2019 I heard a group of Chinese cannibals singing Queen songs the other day. They sang “We will, we will wok you!” 1
6Foot2 Posted June 21, 2019 Author Posted June 21, 2019 I saw Batman shampoo in the local supermarket, but I don't understand why don't they sell Conditioner Gordon. 3
korifugi Posted June 21, 2019 Posted June 21, 2019 I saw Batman shampoo in the local supermarket, but I don't understand why don't they sell Conditioner Gordon. Oh, you joker 3
6Foot2 Posted June 22, 2019 Author Posted June 22, 2019 Link: [Picture Tweet] Battery falling down a hole 3
6Foot2 Posted July 5, 2019 Author Posted July 5, 2019 Recently I went to a fancy dress party with the theme 'Ocean Mammals' I was dressed as a whale, and I started a conversation with someone dressed as a dolphin. We just clicked.
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