Oddbod

Give it 5 years… yellow spots on carpet around the toilet… eww…

Get a professional licence. The law was quietly changed over the Christmas break after the airport chaos… there is a long discussion about it on The Register. The weight exemption has been removed… ALL drones require a license to fly now… even the tiny biscuit drones they sell in smyths toy stores. And the airport exclusion zone has been increased from 1/2 a mile to 3 miles. And it goes without saying that you should get public liability insurance to cover at least £5million in damages… That's about £55 a year. Won't stop the "ne'er do wells", from flying though…

I don't want chocolate from planet earth… that'll be rocky robin and I value my teeth…

Bored Saturday shelf stackers… aren't they a chuckle?

Do the San Frandisco police supply the bees?

Knowing that the local criminal element nicked a generator powering a local primary school in Alton while the electricity board were laying in a new power cable… means virgin made the right call. Plus any fallout has been mitigated…

Not the pundemonium thread?! You can hardly hear yourself think for all the jokes being flung about!

Emery Chrismtas verybody… (hic) (Seems someone started on the sauce early… [emoji38])

Go to Scotland by motorbike again… but this time even more north… Inverness (I think)… all the way from Guildford. Probably spend a couple of weeks touring as well… Build a trailer to tow behind the motorbike… so my camping gear is lower down, more secure, more balanced… and possibly be able to ride 2-up… Lose 2 stone (again), I was svelte 3 years ago, having lost 4 stone (but now I seemed to have regained most of it)… but at least it's possible! Find a riding companion… either with machine or without… the trick is to "get out there!" Find a better job, more money (than present)… these projects require funding…

His sleigh has been approved by the FAA the CAA and international treaties and he always files a flight plan, after all every year, he even has NORAD tracking his movements and issuing notams to pilots within his flight space… And supersonic flight in a sleigh? I'd reckon he's a very accomplished pilot… as for Rudolph, the red nose is all down to the high friction air passing his pointy end at supersonic speed… (he must have been made a ceramic nose cap by the Elf n Safety commission)

Why the strikethrough? Has the job been redacted?

Uh oh… The Second Coming…

Wow, the way the pound is tanking… that's gonna be worth quite a bit soon…!

Sorry… avoiding the American import that is Black Friday… Happy Thanksgiving to your search!

My other vehicle is a Rolls Canardly… Because it rolls down one hill… and can hardly get up the next…