The Punny Thread

[Boredguy]

I think the mods should drill down find the source of this

 

We don't want an argument - and finding the well will lubricate the matter

 

just re-read that - does it even make sense????

 

Oil be seeing you later for your lack of punctuation issues

[mikeprice]

Oil be seeing you later for your lack of punctuation issues

 

 

 

You CANNOT criticise my punctuation

 

There isn;t any TO criticise

 

 

(semi colon added for extra annoyance in case 'anyone' is watching)

[dcwhitworth]

You CANNOT criticise my punctuation

 

There isn;t any TO criticise

 

 

(semi colon added for extra annoyance in case 'anyone' is watching)

 

There's nothing to stop us commaenting on it.

[elfdaughter]

Sum of these puns are mathematically painful. They deserve to be punished.

[6Foot2]

I've seen someone with a HUGE copper water heating cylinder cycling up a very steep hill. I'm guessing it had come from a nearby demolition site and was going to the nearest scrap metal dealer.

 

If that's hot property, there will be more copper(s) on his back!

[elfdaughter]

As long as it isn't heavy metal, or he'll be singing for his supper.

[jthompson]

If that's hot property, there will be more copper(s) on his back!

 

"But officer, I didn't steel anything!"

[simonw]

“Pipe down, you’re going to push (bike) me round the u-bend! I suppose you’re going to tell me you’re just re-cycling…”

[DalekSec]

A bossy man walks into a bar, and orders everyone around

[elfdaughter]

What did Darth Vader order from the French Bakery?

 

Un pain, pain, pain, tarte tartan, tarte tartan.

 

[LeMarchand]

Needed: Cat "place" puns for "cat passport" to explain where a toy cat has been (totally not ruined in the tumble drier and replaced). Obviously need to be not rude!

 

So far have:

 

Miaownmar

Pawstralia

Purrsia

Kittylonia

Mew Zealand

Nomibia

Preenland

Isle of Dogs/Cats!

[6Foot2]

With no guarantee of quality:

 

Catskill Mountains

Egypt to see the purramids

Litter-ally anywhere but here!

Transpurrted/transpawted fur, fur away!

 

Edit: From 5Foot2:

 

Catszakhstan

Litterwania

Purru

Edited October 30, 2022 by 6Foot2

[LeMarchand]

Mlle LeMarchand has added:

 

Isle of Man/Cats

Miaowi

Giant's Clawseway

America: Entry refused - there are no cats in America

Catagonia

[6Foot2]

Cat Cat (Vietnam)

Catalan

Catford

Cathmandu

Cheshire

Going loco down in Catapulco

Mew York

 

More from 5Foot2:

 

Miowami

Saint Kitts

Edited October 30, 2022 by 6Foot2
Added more cats!

[smurfomatic]

Mogolia

Kitcairn Island

Purrtugal

[hardtailstar]

Catalonia

 

Connecticat

 

Catford

 

Catdiff

[LeMarchand]

Mlle LeMarchand has added:

 

Isle of Man/Cats

Miaowi

Giant's Clawseway

America: Entry refused - there are no cats in America (From "An American Tail")

Catagonia

[jthompson]

Whiskonsin

The Furoe Islands

Purris

 

Stroke-on-Trent

[6Foot2]

Frankfurt

Limoges

Mogadishu

 

Any Cathedral city?

 

[jthompson]

Riaow de Janero

Mião Paulo

Mognor Regis

[6Foot2]

Patagonia

 

Anywhere further...

[mikeprice]

Pawkland Islands

 

Napland

[LeMarchand]

Well, I think this will be the most travelled cat ever with this lot. Thanks folks - back to "normal" punning now!

[6Foot2]

...Turns out there’s a wall on the side with a steep drop and no holes in said wall to let water through it...

 

Dam!

 

[6Foot2]

These are frying times. It’s no yolk.

 

I don't think this is an Eggcellent idea, they will end up with egg on their faces! Thats the trouble with keeping all your eggs in one basket....

 

.... Eggsterminate

 

You’ve over egged that a bit.

 

If you keep cracking jokes like this, you'll allbein hot water!