The Punny Thread

[jdoyle]

If you try that and they keep giving you excuses, remember they're just Stalin.

 

and with that, there's nothing more to Put In....

[unixman_again]

Instructions on a Russian condom - 1.Unwrap 2. Roll down penis 3. Putin

[EliteCommander]

Probably for the best.

Redundant acronym syndrome syndrome probably undermines a leader's speeches.

 

I wasn't sure if it was that or Remote Access Server or any one of these (gee there's a lot)

 

https://acronyms.thefreedictionary.com/RAS

 

Also does anyone else wince when they hear PIN number, or is it just me ?

Edited March 14, 2018 by EliteCommander

[Garacesh]

I was tempted to spin it as a remote access pun, but usually it's (alleged) Russia with remote access to everywhere else, not vice verca

[6Foot2]

it gets expensive and new fivers are a bit chewy lol

 

 

[lewisVeryPC]

I lost an arm wrestle to a Russian official once, turns out i wasn't Stroganoff

[EliteCommander]

I lost an arm wrestle to a Russian official once, turns out i wasn't Stroganoff

 

I guess you need to beef up

[EliteCommander]

On the subject of Soviet people I saw one once attempting to trap fruits whilst composing music, on inquiring what he was up to I was told "Oh, that's just Katcha-durian"

 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aram_Khachaturian

[mikeprice]

Lost my male dog the other day - my Russain friend brought him back after a while - turned out he had just Borodin

[Norbert]

Oh top Marx for that one

[jthompson]

Urals-o good at this.

[dcwhitworth]

Oh top Marx for that one

 

Oh it was hardly revolutionary

[6Foot2]

No Stalin here, I plan to capitalise on these puns. Marx out of 10?

 

[Garacesh]

Did someone call??

@witch

 

Do witches make good Ghostbusters?

I wouldn't think so.. Hogwarts had a fair few and was full of them!

[DJ-1701]

@witch

 

Do witches make good Ghostbusters?

I wouldn't think so.. Hogwarts had a fair few and was full of them!

 

Maybe they should have called Hex Support...

[sparkeh]

Maybe they should have called Hex Support...

 

Charming! I did that for a spell, but my mind kept wandering which I thought was fairy nough.

[EliteCommander]

Oh top Marx for that one

 

Karl or Groucho ?

[sparkeh]

Karl or Groucho ?

Stop Harpoing on about it.

[korifugi]

Stop Harpoing on about it.

 

He was only asking for clarification of it - there's no need to grief him over it...

 

The Chico of it.

[6Foot2]

But where will they send the bill?

 

 

I believe they could duck out of it!

[simonw]

I believe they could duck out of it!

 

They might get in a flap about it

[jthompson]

Haven't we done a flying things theme already, aileron in this thread?

[mikeprice]

Haven't we done a flying things theme already, aileron in this thread?

 

OK OK - don't get in a flap about it

[Garacesh]

aileron in this thread?

We're barrelling along with these puns, aren't we?

(Top marks to anyone that understands the pun and why )

[6Foot2]

OK OK - don't get in a flap about it

Yeah, that's for the birds!